BonosSaint
Rock n' Roll Doggie
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2004
- Messages
- 3,566
DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE EDGE: THE SYNOPSIS
4:47 AM
AWAKES TO INTERNAL TIME CLOCK
DRINKS GLASS OF WARM WATER
DOES OBSCURE FAR EASTERN MOVEMENT EXERCISE
WHILE COMMUNING WITH HIS INNER WARRIOR
5:30 AM
EATS OAT BRAN AND SOY MILK
6:00 AM
TAKES APART PLASMA TELEVISION IN LIVING ROOM,
STUDIES THEN REBUILDS MORE EFFICIENTLY. TAKES
EXCESS PARTS AND BUILDS NEW STEREO SYSTEM.
6:42 AM
IGNORES URGENT MESSAGE FROM BONO ON CELL
PHONE (KNOWS BONO'S MESSAGES ARE ALWAYS
URGENT)
7:00 AM
SPEEDREADS 14 NEWSPAPERS
7:10 AM
MORNING CONSTITUIONAL WHILE MAKING MENTAL
NOTES ON BETTER USE OF URBAN SPACE IN CITY.
8:00 AM
EMAILS SUGGESTIONS TO MUNICIPAL BOARD REGARDING
BETTER USE OF URBAN SPACE. WRITES MORNING
EDITION OF HIS DAILY ANONYMOUS BLOG "WHY I
HATE BONO."
10:00 AM
CALMS HIMSELF DOWN FROM RAGING FRENZY
OF ABOVE BLOG WITH A CUP OF TEA.
11:00 AM
BUILDS NEW GUITAR, INVENTS NEW GUITAR
TECHNOLOGY. (MAKES MENTAL NOTE TO EXPLAIN
IT TO BONO IN SIMPLE TO UNDERSTAND TERMS.
DECIDES BONO STILL WON'T UNDERSTAND IT.)
12:00 NOON
LUNCH. VISUALIZATION AND MEDITATION. SOLVES
INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC PROBLEM THAT HAS
BEEN TROUBLING HIM.
1:00 PM
TAKES NAP
1:03 PM
GOES TO STUDIO FOR PRACTICE SESSION
4:19 PM
STILL WAITING FOR BONO TO SHOW UP FOR
PRACTICE. (WITH LAPTOP, ADDS NEW ENTRY TO BLOG)
7:00 PM
RECORDS HIS GUITAR AND VOCAL TRACKS.
ERASES ALL BONO'S VOCAL TRACKS.
8:00 PM
WATCHES NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL
9:00 PM
EATS DINNER. IGNORES BONO'S MESSAGE ON
CELLPHONE.
1100 PM
DISCOVERS NEW PLANET.
12:00 MIDNIGHT
NAMES NEW PLANET "BONO'S ANUS".
2:00 AM
SLEEPS
4:47 AM
AWAKES TO INTERNAL TIME CLOCK
DRINKS GLASS OF WARM WATER
DOES OBSCURE FAR EASTERN MOVEMENT EXERCISE
WHILE COMMUNING WITH HIS INNER WARRIOR
5:30 AM
EATS OAT BRAN AND SOY MILK
6:00 AM
TAKES APART PLASMA TELEVISION IN LIVING ROOM,
STUDIES THEN REBUILDS MORE EFFICIENTLY. TAKES
EXCESS PARTS AND BUILDS NEW STEREO SYSTEM.
6:42 AM
IGNORES URGENT MESSAGE FROM BONO ON CELL
PHONE (KNOWS BONO'S MESSAGES ARE ALWAYS
URGENT)
7:00 AM
SPEEDREADS 14 NEWSPAPERS
7:10 AM
MORNING CONSTITUIONAL WHILE MAKING MENTAL
NOTES ON BETTER USE OF URBAN SPACE IN CITY.
8:00 AM
EMAILS SUGGESTIONS TO MUNICIPAL BOARD REGARDING
BETTER USE OF URBAN SPACE. WRITES MORNING
EDITION OF HIS DAILY ANONYMOUS BLOG "WHY I
HATE BONO."
10:00 AM
CALMS HIMSELF DOWN FROM RAGING FRENZY
OF ABOVE BLOG WITH A CUP OF TEA.
11:00 AM
BUILDS NEW GUITAR, INVENTS NEW GUITAR
TECHNOLOGY. (MAKES MENTAL NOTE TO EXPLAIN
IT TO BONO IN SIMPLE TO UNDERSTAND TERMS.
DECIDES BONO STILL WON'T UNDERSTAND IT.)
12:00 NOON
LUNCH. VISUALIZATION AND MEDITATION. SOLVES
INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC PROBLEM THAT HAS
BEEN TROUBLING HIM.
1:00 PM
TAKES NAP
1:03 PM
GOES TO STUDIO FOR PRACTICE SESSION
4:19 PM
STILL WAITING FOR BONO TO SHOW UP FOR
PRACTICE. (WITH LAPTOP, ADDS NEW ENTRY TO BLOG)
7:00 PM
RECORDS HIS GUITAR AND VOCAL TRACKS.
ERASES ALL BONO'S VOCAL TRACKS.
8:00 PM
WATCHES NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL
9:00 PM
EATS DINNER. IGNORES BONO'S MESSAGE ON
CELLPHONE.
1100 PM
DISCOVERS NEW PLANET.
12:00 MIDNIGHT
NAMES NEW PLANET "BONO'S ANUS".
2:00 AM
SLEEPS