Hawaii December 9th - Aloha Stadium, Part XVI

[bfloxng]

That's not fair cause I can't tell YOUR Bambooze story without dragging a sort of innocent party into this. So you shut it jerkface.

INNOCENT???
ehem...

Me: Miro, where were you last night?
Miro: Um.
Me: Are you okay?
Miro: Um, do you think I can borrow your camera?
Me: Why?
Miro: Well...I dunno what happened.
...
(there's more to this tale)...
*looks back a few posts to see if edit/delete has been accomplished*

 

[Miroslava]

Let's see. I was in the room by myself and peacefully asleep by 4:00 am whereas I was woken up by a drunken ass at 6:30 am asking me how to get back to the room.

So let's wonder who has the better story to tell.

 

[bfloxng]

Let's see. I was in the room by myself and peacefully asleep by 4:00 am whereas I was woken up by a drunken ass at 6:30 am asking me how to get back to the room.

So let's wonder who has the better story to tell.

let's wonder who would be more embarrased/take more pride in whose story...

 

[Miroslava]

Well being the manwhore that you are, and even though a single one of your stories is 1000 times worse than pretty much all of my stories combined, you'd still be the prouder one just cause you're that skanky.

North shore. The non ADD people are about to lay down to catch some sun. The Mexican chick is rocking SPF 55 for the face as the whiteys are barely rocking SPF10.

Me: Kevin, put some of this on your nose
Kevin: Why?
Me: Just do it.
Kevin: I don’t need it
Me: Yes you do
Kevin: Why?
Me: Cause you do
Kevin: But WHY
Me: Cause you have a big nose! There happy! Geez! See what you make me do?

 

[bfloxng]

sounds like a declaration of war to me...
(so how exactly DID you get those bruises Miro?)
(And...are you a happy drunk or a sad drunk?)
(And...if/when you're a sad drunk, what kind of activities cheer you up?).

*comtemplates seeekrits*

 

[Miroslava]

I am both, thanks. There might have been one instance of sad drunkenness in Hawaii. A skinny SOB's idea to cheer me up was to tackle me. Me being a dainty little flower, I might have fought back which resulted in a fight of epic proportions.

I have audio of you proudly announcing your girl beater status. Should I post?

 

[bfloxng]

I am both, thanks. There might have been one instance of sad drunkenness in Hawaii. A skinny SOB's idea to cheer me up was to tackle me. Me being a dainty little flower, I might have fought back which resulted in a fight of epic proportions.

I have audio of you proudly announcing your girl beater status. Should I post?

GIRL BEATER???
now now miro...i remember someone using the phrase 'strong like bull,' challenging someone to a wrestling match and...

 

[Miroslava]

I am strong like bull. When not drunk, thanks.

 

[Miroslava]

A truce has been called. Nothing more to see people. Back to Hawaii talk please.

 

[bfloxng]

all righty then....
i remember a night in hawaii when all i was wearing was my ____________ and miro was prancing around in a ___________ drinking ___________ and shouting _______________. next things in know, we're ____________ by ____________ and hoping they will let us keep our ____________ even though we know we shouldn't be _____________.
well, the night wound down as we ___________ and decided to _______________ on our way to _______________.
pics available upon request.

 

[AnonRumDrinker]

Move along people...Nothing to see here.

_______________________________________

 

[redkat]

^^oooh I love madlibs

 

[Miroslava]

I don't even know what story that is.

And are you attempting to break the bilateral truce?

 

[Lila64]

 

[Carek1230]

Gimmee some of that popcorn, Lila......this is getting interesting and fun.

 

[AnonRumDrinker]

I don't even know what story that is.

Of course you don't...you were "prancing around in a ___________ drinking ___________ and shouting _______________."

 

[Lila64]

1) thong
2) margaritas
3) Who let the dogs out

 

[one4u2]

Does anyone know how far the flight from LA to Hawaii is

 

[Pop Artist]

Does anyone know how far the flight from LA to Hawaii is

LA to Hawaii is very close to the same distance as NYC to LA, a touch over 2500 miles.

 

[AnonRumDrinker]

Does anyone know how far the flight from LA to Hawaii is

It's in the ballpark of 5 hours. After 24 hours in Vegas, it'll only SEEM like an eternity.

 

[Miroslava]

AnonRumDrinker.... you went to Las Vegas too? Did you run into Kevin at all?

 

[one4u2]

LA to Hawaii is very close to the same distance as NYC to LA, a touch over 2500 miles.

 

[bfloxng]

AnonRumDrinker.... you went to Las Vegas too? Did you run into Kevin at all?

Hey! I heard ARD was there, but I didn't see him (not that I spend that much time at the bar any way).

 

[Carek1230]

Ok gang, I am thinking a Hawaii Trip Mad Libs book is in order.

 

[techfire]

Feliz Cinco de Mayo para todos, now back to the Hawaii discussion.

 

[Carek1230]

Gracias. ¡Tuve mi llena de cerveza y astilla este Cinco de Mayonesa y yo esperan que todos tuvieran un gran tiempo que celebra!

 

[bfloxng]

good stuff

 

[trevster2k]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,19126719%5E2902,00.html

Latest rumour out of Oz, Bono seeks dates in November and suggestion that announcement is imminent. Ok, what does imminent mean? Click on link for details.

This rumour bodes well for a December 9th Hawaii date.

 

[ChargedVT]

Today's Sunday Mail had a story about all the big concert acts coming here at the end of the year.
With U2 they said that several dates have been booked tentatively at AAMI Stadium for the re-scheduled concert in November, and that only a few hundred out of the 60,000 tickets had been refunded.

 

[ChargedVT]

By the way, "imminent" means its very close to happening.