PLEBANs Hoe Down in Chicago......

[BAW]

Can we pleeeeeeeeeease plan another convention so I can go???? I can't believe I missed sock puppets and Julio.

 

[Bonochick]

Can we pleeeeeeeeeease plan another convention so I can go???? I can't believe I missed sock puppets and Julio.

We MUST make this an annual event.....

*will go next year*

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

We MUST make this an annual event.....

*will go next year*

If it wouldn't kill the scanner, I'd scan the purdy magnet Laura made for us...it says 1st annual on it...

*points to sig* look! I'm officially a giant dork!

 

[hippy]

*points to sig* look! I'm officially a giant dork!

Reminds self not to drink juice while viewing PLEBA... I almost spit it all over the computer! ROFL @ Julio and the poster

 

[Stories for Boys]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*passes out*

nice ellen.......nice

first annual it was and will be.....so all of you who couldn't come, weren't sure, or weren't interested.....now you all must come for next year's convention......we'd better start planning!

 

[Stories for Boys]

although i'm a bit insulted that i got cut out of the picture.....

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

some sort of seldom observed frog fertility dance.

The monkey bono impression?! woo!

I must fire up the scanner and scan my pictures of things such as:
~everyone in kristie's pants (oh geeeeeez, you know what i mean)
~gina doing the statue of liberty impression (and the rest of us doing other strange things)
~laura slow dancing with sock larry
~me and the scary robin williams tv-thingy
~gina's sign...oh, the sign!
~the sock puppets being just...frightening...
Now that I have made a list of all the things you can't see cause I'm lazy, I shall try to remember to make with the scanning tomorrow

 

[Stories for Boys]

~the sock puppets being just...frightening...

i think the mods may consider it porn and delete it.......

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

i think the mods may consider it porn and delete it.......

nuh-uh....i swear i only took wholesome pictures...really, i did...

 

[Kristie]

I think that's because *I* took the incriminating sockpuppet picture....

and.. I SAW Laura's verison of me and the mayo and... eek *hides*

 

[Stories for Boys]

I think that's because *I* took the incriminating sockpuppet picture....

way to porn everything up, kristie...you managed to porn up the innocent ho.....

and.. I SAW Laura's verison of me and the mayo and... eek *hides*

yeah, that one's pretty bad......yet o so amusing......

 

[Kristie]

Here's the quotes from the weekend in their entirety

"Adam's out drinking virgins!"
~Laura (who meant to put "daquiris" on the end)

Arch and Dip: The movement Edge often does when singing. This is particularly apparent during Gone.

"I'll arch and dip your face!"
~Kristie

"You're blowing Adam!"
~Shannon, to Laura (you've heard that story)

"Is that Adam?"
~Julio

"It's Pornmart!"
~Bethany

Colonial Bono: That Bono which may be seen best during the Stay video.

"I think Adam's happy because he got laid last night."
~Gina and Kristie share a unibrain moment while musing on the source of Adam's happiness in Popmart Santiago

"Bono's hair looks like a badger!"
~Shannon on the mullet

"a BAGUETTE?"
~Jeff (zoney) on the badger comment

"It diverts your attention south."
~Bonochick, also on the badger comment

"How thick is your double decker?"
~Shannon whilst ordering pizza

"Hey hey, sha la laaaaaaaugh!"
~All of us in unison whilst watching the WGRYWH vid. A nice mooby shot came up.

"Have you seen my shirt?"
~SockAdam, to the pizza man

"You got it? It's wet and slippery..."
~Lies, whilst throwing a bottle of Mountain Dew

"I didn't want to shake it..."
~Laura, whilst catching it

"I'm going to take care of my meat now."
~Laura, referring to the ham she picked off her pizza

"Look! I'm leaning casually!"
~Bono, as interpreted by Ellen, during Outside It's America

"You don't understand! This isn't a restaraunt, it's a licensed pooooob! You're goin t'have to leave the premisis!"
~Irish Waitress at Fado's

"I'll poob your face!"
~Laura

"We're going to make you come next year."
~Ellen, on the phone with Bonochick

"As long as you don't kill any kittens, you can practice on your willy."
~Shannon, to Kristie (yeah that's obscure)

"I'll pants your sarong"
~Shannon

"I'll pants your schlong!"
~Kristie

"I'll schlong your pants!"
~Laura

"I'll bang your face!"
~Laura

"The Holy Ghost is upon him! Maybe he's with child."
~Bethany, referring to Bono spasming during a concert

"Did you bring any head cleaner?"
~Lies, while trying to fix the vcr

okay that's half

 

[Kristie]

Names for the frequent movements during performances of various members of U2:

Edge: Arch and dip
Adam: Arch, dip, and thrust
Bono: Arch, dip, thrust, and sieze

"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my clothing... do you have a robe?"
~Adamsock

"It's the sucktastic suck suck place of ever."
~Shannon, referring to Minneapolis

"I'm sorry about what we did to your bed."
~Gina, post hoe-down

"It's been hoed down upon."
~Kristie, about the bed

"That was chocolatey and in my bag!"
~Laura find a Nestle Crunch bar

"We're the rough hoes."
~Kristie

"I like how when we had our hoe down Adam's clothes went flying."
~Laura (SockAdam's clothes were on the bed)

"I'm in a twin sandwich!"
~Laura, lying between Kristie and Gina

"I get Shannon's boobs on one side and Gina's butt on the other!"
~Laura on the placement of her feet

"I have to concentrate so hard not to wang up."
~Gina, with help

"These hoes tenderized my bed!"
~Shannon, on the softness of her bed post-hoe down

"Whoa, Gina's elevated!"
~Not Sure, while Gina was wearing the Pants

"It's really hard to be in a bed with Twin."
~Shannon (we had to share beds y'know)

"You're going to miss arch and OOOOOOHHH!!"
~Bethany, talking while watching some video and seeing something nice.

"Larry's so gentle with his sticks."
~Tiffany

"Adam's got a prosthetic ghetto booty."
~Kristie

Football positions for U2 invented while observing bums:
Edge: Quarterback
Adam: Fullback
Larry: Tight end
Bono: Wide reciever

[/quotes]
*runs from mods*

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

Holy JEEBUS those are quality!

"Look! I'm leaning casually!"
~Bono, as interpreted by Ellen, during Outside It's America

*points to button* I'm the interpreter, you see...

"We're going to make you come next year."
~Ellen, on the phone with Bonochick

heythat'snotwhatimeantandyouallknowit

 

[Stories for Boys]

i was under the influence of the pornguru.....i swear.....

that was one crazy weekend.....that's all i've got to say.....

 

[Bonochick]

Here's the quotes from the weekend in their entirety

"Bono's hair looks like a badger!"
~Shannon on the mullet

"It diverts your attention south."
~Bonochick, also on the badger comment

"We're going to make you come next year."
~Ellen, on the phone with Bonochick

OMC, I wasn't even there, and I've gotten myself in trouble!!!!!

 

[sulawesigirl4]

oh god, I just about fell outta my chair at work here trying to giggle silently.

what an insane weekend. The porn bar was definitely raised to scandalous heights.

*disguises laughter in fit of hacking coughs*

 

[Lemon Meringue]

My Julio quotes:

Are you a U2 fan, tooooooo?

Is this some kind of a fan club?

Why did you all come here?



I still can't believe he knew the sock puppet was Adam!

I will have to learn the difference between a place that serves food and drinks that is a POOOOOOOB and a place that serves food and drinks that is a CAFE!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

~gina doing the statue of liberty impression

Oh my GAWD......I *TOTALLY* forgot about that...

*covers head in shame*

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Ok, hos. I just finished scanning in my pics. I hope you know the trouble I went to to do this. I had to walk to the computer lab, which is about 8 blocks away, in the blistering heat and then spend like an hour scanning them in cause the scanner at the computer lab is a piece of shite. I probably wouldn't even have bothered if these pics weren't so wildly humiliating for us all.

Anyway, without further ado...THE PICS!

First, we have Ellen and Laura oggling my drumstick and Edge guitar pick. As you can see, they had a hypnotic effect on Laura in particular.

me holding LarrySock in Adam's clothes and fro. I think we all know what happened after this...Is that Adam?

Kristie and Sula in their sarongs, clearly plotting my demise.

Kristie doing the Macarena. Allow me to explain: see, there's this recording of Edge singing the Macarena during his Popmart Karaoke thing in Barcelona and I was talking about how you could just *hear* him doing the dance and...yeah, there's really no excuse.

Shannon and Ellen. This pic really has no point. I just wanted to post it cause Shannon looks positively demonic in it.

More to come...

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Kristie making eating a TLT look far dirtier than it sounds. Ok, so she's making it look EXACTLY as dirty as it sounds. But that's not the point. I mean, The PANTS are in this pic for chrissakes.

Me in The Pants. Seducing you all.

Kristie blowing me a kiss. But again, the key here is PANTS PANTS PANTS!
: She's right, you know.

Mah Twin ...and Sula's foot...

Up next...THE HOE DOWN!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

As promised...THE HOE DOWN. View at your own risk.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to hoe down ON A BED?? Ok, don't answer that...

Shannon hoing it up with Adamsock. Or Larrysock. It's hard to tell the difference when they're naked.

The following is my favorite pic that I took.

Is Ellen imitating Bono's decidedly primate-like movements? Or is she doing some sort of frog fertility dance? You decide.

And what PLEBA convention would be complete without a U2-loving Hispanic bellboy? Stay cool, Julio.

Aaaaaand thats it. Enjoy, hos.

 

[Giant Lemon]

LOL! Those quotes and pictures are great! Next year I'm definitely joining in on the fun!

 

[Lilly]

ooh yes, annual it will be.

and for those of you who think it won't be in the twin cities next year, ye be wrong, DEAD wrong.

it's only the sucktastick suckiest suck of suck ever when you don't know what you're doing....oooor if you're willy williams and feel the need to hate minneapolis cos it was shit ass weather (yah, ok it was may, but that DOESN'T mean we aren't entitled to a snow storm that almost made them cancel the show) made them go see a movie that they didn't like and so now they hate it cos it's a concrete jungle. well, you KNOW WHAT! everyone was INSIDE! it's cold out there, you GOTTA be inside!

perhaps they should call me next time they're in town and i can point out where the cool places to be are...while...not being able...to...go...in.


anyhew...twin cities it is.

 

[Ali Rose]

BWAHAHAHAH

Twin Cities Indeed. The fact that I should have either my own townhome or apartment by then shall convince all of you to spend the extra time to get here to have a free place to stay!!!! I had a great time meeting you all this weekend.....We'll have to do it on Irish festival weekend though, of course!!! (this coming weekend this year) I love the photo of Ellen doing her frog dance!!!!

 

[hippy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Those are great! Always good to see hos having fun

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

Gina! Those pictures! Freaking great!!!

Also, I am somewhat relieved to see that me doing something ... not quite right ... to a "slut dacquiri" as I like to call the non-virgins, didn't make it on here.

 

[Kristie]

Kristie making eating a TLT look far dirtier than it sounds. Ok, so she's making it look EXACTLY as dirty as it sounds. But that's not the point. I mean, The PANTS are in this pic for chrissakes.

oh my gawd I look demonic
FYI, TLT = Tender Loving Tongue (or Turkey, Lettuce and Tomato... take your pick)

and it's a good thing you can't actually see the porn ring

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

*points* LOOK! Is that the big giant head I see in the background?!

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

oh, the incriminating things i have of y'all...

I love the photo of Ellen doing her frog dance!!!!

*kicks scanner*
Oh, just wait...I have a lovely picture of you in the pants with a certain "ho geetar"... muahaha...