u2aregods
The Fly
I AM HUGE U2 FAN(STOP)
I BOUGHT FIRST ALBUM" RATTLE AND HUM" IN 1988(STOP)
EVERYONE IN MY GRADE SCHOOL THOUGHT THEY SUCKED(STOP)
EVERYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL THOUGHT THEY SUCKED(STOP)
HOWARD STERN SAY THEY SUCK(STOP)
PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN'T PLAY(STOP)
BONO PREACHES TOO MUCH(STOP)
EDGE PLAYS THE SAME RIFFS OVER AND OVER AND OVER(STOP)
ADAM IS ON DRUGS(STOP)
LARRY WAS MAD BECAUSE THEY HARDLY LET HIM PLAY ON "passengers" album(stop)
he's their best player(stop)
i like brown m+m's(stop)
rice krispies, boston chicken, angelina jolie(she's such a hottie)
i like long walks in the park, poetry and depeche mode's last album ' ULTRA'
I THINK THEY'RE BOTH GREAT ; U2 IS THE LIGHT AND DEPECHE MODE IS THE DARK
WELL, THEY'RE BOTH DARK. ANYWAY, WHO CARES.
I ACTUALLY GREW MY HAIR LONG TO LOOK LIKE BONO FROM THE JOSHUA TREE!
BUT MY HAIR ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE AHNOLD SWAZZENEGIR FROM ' CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
I PLAYED ' WITH OR WITHOUT YOU' TILL MY EARS BLED THEN I GOT SICK OF IT AND STARTED LISTENING TO KAREN CARPENTER SONGS.
I LISTENED TO THEIR NEWER STUFF:' POP' AND 'ALL THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE BEHIND AND I WAS LIKE.................WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!?
THEY LOOK SO OLD NOW!!!
LOOKING AT THEM WITH YOUNG FEMALE FANS MAKE EM LOOK LIKE PERVERTS.
I'M IN MY LATE TWENTIES . TWO YEARS OLDER THAN BONO WAS WHEN THE JOSHUA TREE CAME OUT.
GODDAMN , I'M OLD!!!!!!!
GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING!!!!?
I CAN'T GET A JOB(SNIFFLE)
I ONLY BATHE ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
I LISTEN TO THIS U2 GARBAGE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS AND ALL I GOT IS A LOWSY TEESHIRT THAT SAYS I'M " VAGINA FRIENDLY"
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!
I'M FEELING VERY ............................VERCLEMPT!
I CAN'T TALK. TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.
HERE'S A TOPIC: WHITE HERMAPHRODITES, ARE THEIR GIFTS A PRIVELIDGE OR A RITE?(DISCUSS) P...R....I.....V......I....L...I...D...G..E.......OOOPS I SPELLED IT WRONG.
OHHHHHHHH.........................WHERE'S MY PROZAC!!!!!!!
OH GOD!
I CANNOT BE IN MY LATE TWENTIES, I CANNOT BE!!
THERE'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE!!!!
FOR GOD'S SAKE I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND OUT IF HE'S CLEAN
HE SAYS HE'S DISEASE FREE BUT ..........I.....DON'T......KNOW!
HUHHH.........WELL AT LEAST THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS: TEARS FOR FEARS ARE BACK TOGETHER.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A PERIOD OF THREE MONTHS .........I DON'T.....SMELL.............FUNKY!
SHAMPOO!.......I CAN'T LIVE WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
IS SOMEONE TAPING AMERICAN IDOL?
YEAH, THAT SHOW! HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CABLE BOX ISN'T GIVING OUT A SIGNAL.............( WAIT A MINUTE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOLKS)............................" IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE , WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!!!??..............
WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A ( CENSORED) WHAT HE SAID!
YOU TELL THAT SORRY ...(C............E...........N............S............O............R............E............D)
THAT I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY MORE( CENSORED)!!!!!!!
YEAH?!! BRING IT ON, SUCKER!!!!!!!!
MY MAMA IS A WHAT?!!!!!!!
OH SO YOU THINK THAT S*** THAT HOLDS YOU D*** UP IS YOUR MANLY CALL OF THE WILD?
WELL YOU TELL THAT HAIRY APE OF A SISTER THAT IF SHE WANTS TO GET WITH THE GOOD GIRLS SHE OUTA STOP FLAPPING THOSE HORSELIPS SHE PUTS WARPAINT ON EVERY FREAKING DAY!
YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!!
ANYWAY.......................I'M BACK FOLKS!
YOU KNOW BONO AINT SO PRETTY THE WAY HE USED TO BE.
I LOOK AT HIM AND THEN I LOOK AT ME AND I'M LIKE DAMN....................I'M FINE!!!!!
ANYWHO...........HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS FROM MY TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO HOPE YOU LIKE 'EM:
........................ AREN'T THEY WILD!!!!?
YOU COULD EVEN SEE THE SMOG ABOVE THE GOLDEN GATE!!!!
HUH....LET ME SEE LET ME SEE........FAVORITE SONGS:
1. ONE
2. WITH OR.....WELL, YOU KNOW.
3. NIGHT AND DAY
4. DISCOTHEQUE
5. STAY
6. I'M A BITCH
7 COME TO MY WINDOW
8. AGAIN( BY JANET)
9. IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
..............OH.......GOD..............TAKE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH ...FORGET THE PROZAC!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S JUST GO LET'S GO!
WHAT?????!
I DON'T CARE.
TELL HIM I'M SICK..
WHO CARES ......THEY'RE BOTH ( CENSORED)... LET ' EM ROT.
WELL THAT'S IT FOLKS..... I GOTTA GO.
BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THEIR NEW SINGLE 'ELECTRICAL STORM' AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM.........I HOPE IT'S GOOD.
(STOP)
I BOUGHT FIRST ALBUM" RATTLE AND HUM" IN 1988(STOP)
EVERYONE IN MY GRADE SCHOOL THOUGHT THEY SUCKED(STOP)
EVERYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL THOUGHT THEY SUCKED(STOP)
HOWARD STERN SAY THEY SUCK(STOP)
PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN'T PLAY(STOP)
BONO PREACHES TOO MUCH(STOP)
EDGE PLAYS THE SAME RIFFS OVER AND OVER AND OVER(STOP)
ADAM IS ON DRUGS(STOP)
LARRY WAS MAD BECAUSE THEY HARDLY LET HIM PLAY ON "passengers" album(stop)
he's their best player(stop)
i like brown m+m's(stop)
rice krispies, boston chicken, angelina jolie(she's such a hottie)
i like long walks in the park, poetry and depeche mode's last album ' ULTRA'
I THINK THEY'RE BOTH GREAT ; U2 IS THE LIGHT AND DEPECHE MODE IS THE DARK
WELL, THEY'RE BOTH DARK. ANYWAY, WHO CARES.
I ACTUALLY GREW MY HAIR LONG TO LOOK LIKE BONO FROM THE JOSHUA TREE!
BUT MY HAIR ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE AHNOLD SWAZZENEGIR FROM ' CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
I PLAYED ' WITH OR WITHOUT YOU' TILL MY EARS BLED THEN I GOT SICK OF IT AND STARTED LISTENING TO KAREN CARPENTER SONGS.
I LISTENED TO THEIR NEWER STUFF:' POP' AND 'ALL THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE BEHIND AND I WAS LIKE.................WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!?
THEY LOOK SO OLD NOW!!!
LOOKING AT THEM WITH YOUNG FEMALE FANS MAKE EM LOOK LIKE PERVERTS.
I'M IN MY LATE TWENTIES . TWO YEARS OLDER THAN BONO WAS WHEN THE JOSHUA TREE CAME OUT.
GODDAMN , I'M OLD!!!!!!!
GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING!!!!?
I CAN'T GET A JOB(SNIFFLE)
I ONLY BATHE ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
I LISTEN TO THIS U2 GARBAGE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS AND ALL I GOT IS A LOWSY TEESHIRT THAT SAYS I'M " VAGINA FRIENDLY"
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!
I'M FEELING VERY ............................VERCLEMPT!
I CAN'T TALK. TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES.
HERE'S A TOPIC: WHITE HERMAPHRODITES, ARE THEIR GIFTS A PRIVELIDGE OR A RITE?(DISCUSS) P...R....I.....V......I....L...I...D...G..E.......OOOPS I SPELLED IT WRONG.
OHHHHHHHH.........................WHERE'S MY PROZAC!!!!!!!
OH GOD!
I CANNOT BE IN MY LATE TWENTIES, I CANNOT BE!!
THERE'S GOTTA BE A MISTAKE!!!!
FOR GOD'S SAKE I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND OUT IF HE'S CLEAN
HE SAYS HE'S DISEASE FREE BUT ..........I.....DON'T......KNOW!
HUHHH.........WELL AT LEAST THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS: TEARS FOR FEARS ARE BACK TOGETHER.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A PERIOD OF THREE MONTHS .........I DON'T.....SMELL.............FUNKY!
SHAMPOO!.......I CAN'T LIVE WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
IS SOMEONE TAPING AMERICAN IDOL?
YEAH, THAT SHOW! HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CABLE BOX ISN'T GIVING OUT A SIGNAL.............( WAIT A MINUTE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOLKS)............................" IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE , WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!!!??..............
WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A ( CENSORED) WHAT HE SAID!
YOU TELL THAT SORRY ...(C............E...........N............S............O............R............E............D)
THAT I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY MORE( CENSORED)!!!!!!!
YEAH?!! BRING IT ON, SUCKER!!!!!!!!
MY MAMA IS A WHAT?!!!!!!!
OH SO YOU THINK THAT S*** THAT HOLDS YOU D*** UP IS YOUR MANLY CALL OF THE WILD?
WELL YOU TELL THAT HAIRY APE OF A SISTER THAT IF SHE WANTS TO GET WITH THE GOOD GIRLS SHE OUTA STOP FLAPPING THOSE HORSELIPS SHE PUTS WARPAINT ON EVERY FREAKING DAY!
YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!!
ANYWAY.......................I'M BACK FOLKS!
YOU KNOW BONO AINT SO PRETTY THE WAY HE USED TO BE.
I LOOK AT HIM AND THEN I LOOK AT ME AND I'M LIKE DAMN....................I'M FINE!!!!!
ANYWHO...........HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS FROM MY TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO HOPE YOU LIKE 'EM:
........................ AREN'T THEY WILD!!!!?
YOU COULD EVEN SEE THE SMOG ABOVE THE GOLDEN GATE!!!!
HUH....LET ME SEE LET ME SEE........FAVORITE SONGS:
1. ONE
2. WITH OR.....WELL, YOU KNOW.
3. NIGHT AND DAY
4. DISCOTHEQUE
5. STAY
6. I'M A BITCH
7 COME TO MY WINDOW
8. AGAIN( BY JANET)
9. IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
..............OH.......GOD..............TAKE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH ...FORGET THE PROZAC!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S JUST GO LET'S GO!
WHAT?????!
I DON'T CARE.
TELL HIM I'M SICK..
WHO CARES ......THEY'RE BOTH ( CENSORED)... LET ' EM ROT.
WELL THAT'S IT FOLKS..... I GOTTA GO.
BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THEIR NEW SINGLE 'ELECTRICAL STORM' AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM.........I HOPE IT'S GOOD.
(STOP)
i'm scared.
me = 
