Tiger Woods injured in car crash - Page 16

GirlsAloudFan · 12-11-2009, 06:41 PM

god dammit

MrPryck2U · 12-11-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntalwar

Looks like Tiger has taken an indefinite leave from golf.

Yeah, I would say he had no other choice.

ntalwar · 12-11-2009, 08:57 PM

I think there's a 50% chance he will return just before the Masters or US Open -maybe in 4-6 months. If not by then, he'll probably sit out the whole season.

GirlsAloudFan · 12-11-2009, 09:19 PM

Quote:

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness.

I forgive you, Tiger.

corianderstem · 12-11-2009, 09:26 PM

What a completely shocking development.

joerags · 12-12-2009, 09:38 AM

Tony Montana said it best:

"In this country, first you gotta make the money. Then after you make the money, you get the power. Then after you get the power, you get the women."

phillyfan26 · 12-12-2009, 11:05 AM

And then his wife had an abortion! GASP!

Oh shit, wrong movie.

Dalton · 12-12-2009, 02:42 PM

I'd be shocked if he didn't return for The Masters.

phillyfan26 · 12-12-2009, 04:00 PM

I would be shocked as well. He honestly doesn't usually seem to care that much about the non-majors, evidenced by the fact that he plays so few of them.

Mr. BAW · 12-16-2009, 09:53 AM

Yet, he's still the Athlete of the Decade...

Woods voted top athlete of decade by US editors - Golf - Yahoo! Sports

indra · 12-16-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. BAW

Yet, he's still the Athlete of the Decade...

Woods voted top athlete of decade by US editors - Golf - Yahoo! Sports

Of course. Doing all that screwing around and still winning majors -- now THAT'S impressive!

Dalton · 12-16-2009, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indra

Of course. Doing all that screwing around and still winning majors -- now THAT'S impressive!

I'd like to see the video of gimpy-leg Tiger and Rocco Mediate tearing through the staff at a Vegas brothel.

The country would eat that up.

Mr. BAW · 12-16-2009, 11:24 PM

Maybe Tiger will push screwing as the new Olympic Games sport...

Hewson · 12-17-2009, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. BAW

Maybe Tiger will push screwing as the new Olympic Games sport...

Would it be a badge of honor to win the gold medal for fastest time in this sport?

Headache in a Suitcase · 12-17-2009, 11:32 AM

did you hear the one about Eldrick changing his nickname? He's gonna go from "Tiger" to "Cheetah"

ba dum dum... [/rimshot]

MrPryck2U · 12-17-2009, 02:14 PM

She's asked for a divorce.

deep · 12-17-2009, 02:39 PM

Is Woods juiced?

Quote:

A doctor who treated Tiger Woods was arrested for possession of performance-enhancing drugs. (Click here for more details.)

Los Angles Times Sports Columnist Bill Plaschke says he suspected Woods of doping two years ago. As Plaschke points out, Woods would lose all credibility if evidence surfaces that he used performance-enhancing drugs.

Plaschke wrote that Woods' body looked like Barry Bonds'.

“His neck was oddly wide,” he wrote “His shoulders were absurdly broad. His biceps were busting out of a tight shirt.”

Plaschke stingingly concludes: "Yeah, it's a real shame Tiger Woods' name is being written in the same sentence as Barry Bonds'. Or is it the other way around?"

Victor Conte cited Plaschke on his Twitter page. Conte is the founder of the Bay Area based BALCO labs, which specialized in manufacturing and distributing undetectable steroids.

In an e-mail to this reporter, Conte wrote: "I have no knowledge of whether or not Tiger Woods used PEDs, but I can understand why people are suspicious. I don't know Tiger personally and have never had any connections to him. I've only admired his athletic exploits from afar like everyone else. However, in all fairness to him and the public, I'm hopeful that he will one day be forgiven and allowed an opportunity to heal his relationships at least with those who are most important to him."

According to the Examiner.com Performance Enhancing Drugs Issues Examiner Sean Murphy, Conte wrote, "Wonder why Tiger has had such a strong libido? Could it be the same reason he gained 30 lbs of muscle? Is there possibly a connection?"

The Tiger Woods story grows bigger, and juicier -- latimes.com

phillyfan26 · 12-17-2009, 11:55 PM

If he used anything from that guy, it was something to facilitate the healing of his knee surgery. Which would really have nothing to do with his size.

ntalwar · 12-18-2009, 08:56 AM

Comparing Woods to Bonds is a bit absurd. They're similar height, but Bonds is something like 40lbs+ heavier.

Hewson · 12-18-2009, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntalwar

Comparing Woods to Bonds is a bit absurd. They're similar height, but Bonds is something like 40lbs+ heavier.

The 40lbs is all Bonds' head.

12-11-2009, 06:41 PM	#301
GirlsAloudFan Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 26,431 Local Time: 05:21 PM	god dammit __________________

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Does anyone here believe in all that 'car colour = your personality' sh*t?	mad1	Lemonade Stand Archive	14	10-04-2002 02:38 AM
Oasis Injured in Car Accident	HelloAngel	Lemonade Stand Archive	16	08-08-2002 12:15 AM
Major car crash...many fatalities...	TheU2	Lemonade Stand Archive	12	05-11-2002 02:18 AM
Tell US ALL about your most bizarre/craziest/most ludicrous CAR CRASH..	Diamond The U2 Patriot	Lemonade Stand Archive	24	03-25-2002 02:24 AM
Ben Hollioake Killed In Car Crash	brettig	Lemonade Stand Archive	11	03-24-2002 02:53 AM

12-11-2009, 08:57 PM	#303
ntalwar Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Northern VA Posts: 4,903 Local Time: 06:21 PM	I think there's a 50% chance he will return just before the Masters or US Open -maybe in 4-6 months. If not by then, he'll probably sit out the whole season.

12-11-2009, 09:26 PM	#305
corianderstem Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 64,498 Local Time: 03:21 PM	What a completely shocking development.

12-12-2009, 09:38 AM	#306
joerags War Child Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: What time is it in the world? Posts: 742 Local Time: 10:21 PM	Tony Montana said it best: "In this country, first you gotta make the money. Then after you make the money, you get the power. Then after you get the power, you get the women."

12-12-2009, 11:05 AM	#307
phillyfan26 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 30,343 Local Time: 05:21 PM	And then his wife had an abortion! GASP! Oh shit, wrong movie.

12-12-2009, 02:42 PM	#308
Dalton Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll. Posts: 15,153 Local Time: 05:21 PM	I'd be shocked if he didn't return for The Masters.

12-12-2009, 04:00 PM	#309
phillyfan26 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 30,343 Local Time: 05:21 PM	I would be shocked as well. He honestly doesn't usually seem to care that much about the non-majors, evidenced by the fact that he plays so few of them.

12-16-2009, 09:53 AM	#310
Mr. BAW ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Life's too short to drink cheap wine! Posts: 12,336 Local Time: 03:21 PM	Yet, he's still the Athlete of the Decade... Woods voted top athlete of decade by US editors - Golf - Yahoo! Sports

12-16-2009, 11:24 PM	#313
Mr. BAW ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Life's too short to drink cheap wine! Posts: 12,336 Local Time: 03:21 PM	Maybe Tiger will push screwing as the new Olympic Games sport...

12-17-2009, 11:32 AM	#315
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here Posts: 69,581 Local Time: 06:21 PM	did you hear the one about Eldrick changing his nickname? He's gonna go from "Tiger" to "Cheetah" ba dum dum... [/rimshot]

12-17-2009, 02:14 PM	#316
MrPryck2U Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Long Island, NY, USA, Earth Posts: 9,794 Local Time: 06:21 PM	She's asked for a divorce.

12-17-2009, 11:55 PM	#318
phillyfan26 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 30,343 Local Time: 05:21 PM	If he used anything from that guy, it was something to facilitate the healing of his knee surgery. Which would really have nothing to do with his size.

12-18-2009, 08:56 AM	#319
ntalwar Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Northern VA Posts: 4,903 Local Time: 06:21 PM	Comparing Woods to Bonds is a bit absurd. They're similar height, but Bonds is something like 40lbs+ heavier.