Tiger Woods injured in car crash - Page 15 - U2 Feedback

Go Back   U2 Feedback > Lypton Village > Lemonade Stand > Put 'Em Under Pressure
Click Here to Login
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 12-09-2009, 07:39 AM   #281
Blue Crack Addict
 
Dalton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Posts: 15,153
Local Time: 05:54 PM
I'd bet that Tiger used a 4-iron with a bit of a draw.
__________________

Dalton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:23 AM   #282
Ghost of Love
 
gvox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In The Ballroom of The Crystal Lights
Posts: 19,901
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Beware cheaters: Your lover's spouse can sue you - CNN.com

Guess this is a fairly widely held opinion (that third-wheels bear some responsibility to the cheated-on spouse). I didn't know this law even existed!
__________________

gvox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:29 AM   #283
Blue Crack Distributor
 
Headache in a Suitcase's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here
Posts: 69,581
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VintagePunk View Post
Genuinely curious here - how many of you guys find her attractive?
considering that you posted what is probably one of the worst pictures you could find of her, with the extreme closeup of the gums and all... i would say yes, she's an attractive woman.
Headache in a Suitcase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:31 AM   #284
Blue Crack Distributor
 
Headache in a Suitcase's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here
Posts: 69,581
Local Time: 06:54 PM
women weaken knees, rock...

Headache in a Suitcase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:35 AM   #285
Ghost of Love
 
gvox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In The Ballroom of The Crystal Lights
Posts: 19,901
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deep View Post
the one that is more questionable
is the brunette waitress at the pancake restaurant
where he would take his wife and kids


Mindy Lawton: “Tiger Just Used Me For Sex!” [VIDEO]
This is the one that's the most unbelievable. Then again, she lived in a trailer park apparently so maybe this was some sort of trashy fantasy for him. Weird, anyways.
gvox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:38 AM   #286
Blue Crack Addict
 
GirlsAloudFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 26,431
Local Time: 05:54 PM
Yeah, that's not a very flattering picture of the Cori Rist girl. But here is a pic of another one of the alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers:



Not that I at all condone Tiger's supposed infidelities but, on a strictly superficial level, I can understand what he saw in her. She's a cutie. Great smile.
GirlsAloudFan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:40 AM   #287
Blue Crack Addict
 
Dalton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Posts: 15,153
Local Time: 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlsAloudFan View Post
Yeah, that's not a very flattering picture of the Cori Rist girl. But here is a pic of another one of the alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers:



Not that I at all condone Tiger's supposed infidelities but, on a strictly superficial level, I can understand what he saw in her. She's a cutie. Great smile.
Yeah, she's a monster par 5. Break out the big driver and swing with all your might.
Dalton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 09:42 AM   #288
Blue Crack Distributor
 
Headache in a Suitcase's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here
Posts: 69,581
Local Time: 06:54 PM
the issue, of course, is that many are comparing the "other women" to Elin... and when you do that you have to say what the hell are you thinking, tiger?

but reality is that with the exception of one or two fo them who have a horse face these are all very attractive women.
Headache in a Suitcase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 11:34 AM   #289
ONE
love, blood, life
 
Jive Turkey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 13,646
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlsAloudFan View Post


Tiger is hereby absolved of all responsibility for his actions. He is only one man
Jive Turkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 10:02 PM   #290
Blue Crack Addict
 
MissVelvetDress_75's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: basking in my post-concert glow still mesmerized by the orbit of his hips..Also Holding Bono Close as he requested.
Posts: 25,776
Local Time: 06:54 PM
He loves blond women.
MissVelvetDress_75 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 10:04 PM   #291
Blue Crack Distributor
 
corianderstem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 64,498
Local Time: 03:54 PM
What a putz.
corianderstem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 10:11 PM   #292
Blue Crack Addict
 
GirlsAloudFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Chicago
Posts: 26,431
Local Time: 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissVelvetDress_75 View Post
He loves blond women.
Who doesn't?
GirlsAloudFan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-09-2009, 10:29 PM   #293
Blue Crack Addict
 
MissVelvetDress_75's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: basking in my post-concert glow still mesmerized by the orbit of his hips..Also Holding Bono Close as he requested.
Posts: 25,776
Local Time: 06:54 PM
me.
MissVelvetDress_75 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #294
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
WildHoneyAlways's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In a glass case of emotion
Posts: 8,158
Local Time: 05:54 PM
I can't fathom how his wife feels, all these side-hos and jump-offs coming out of the wood work for their 15 minutes. Even if they are making up stories, they are still getting press.

I do feel bad for laughing at the text messages from one of the main side-hos though.
WildHoneyAlways is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2009, 11:40 PM   #295
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
MrPryck2U's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Long Island, NY, USA, Earth
Posts: 9,794
Local Time: 06:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildHoneyAlways View Post
I can't fathom how his wife feels, all these side-hos and jump-offs coming out of the wood work for their 15 minutes. Even if they are making up stories, they are still getting press.

I do feel bad for laughing at the text messages from one of the main side-hos though.


You said "wood work".

I love these expressions:

Side-Ho's

Jump-offs

Main Side-Ho's



This is awesome! Now you gotta label who's who.
MrPryck2U is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2009, 06:12 AM   #296
Blue Crack Supplier
 
Hewson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Your own private Idaho
Posts: 32,729
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Its Christmastime, and Santa says "Ho ho ho" and Tiger says "Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho".
Hewson is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2009, 08:11 AM   #297
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
YBORCITY's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: FLA
Posts: 5,384
Local Time: 05:54 PM
What's the difference between a Nike Golf Ball and an Escelade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball straight for 300 yards.

YBORCITY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2009, 11:53 AM   #298
ONE
love, blood, life
 
Mr. BAW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Life's too short to drink cheap wine!
Posts: 12,336
Local Time: 03:54 PM
Latest blurb from the LA Times reveals, "Tiger has given up his chase of Jack Nicklaus' major titles....instead, he's in pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's!"

*over 20,000 women!
Mr. BAW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2009, 11:56 AM   #299
Blue Crack Addict
 
Dalton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Posts: 15,153
Local Time: 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. BAW View Post
Latest blurb from the LA Times reveals, "Tiger has given up his chase of Jack Nicklaus' major titles....instead, he's in pursuit of Wilt Chamberlain's!"

*over 20,000 women!
Either way ... legend.
Dalton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-11-2009, 06:36 PM   #300
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid
 
ntalwar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Northern VA
Posts: 4,903
Local Time: 06:54 PM
Looks like Tiger has taken an indefinite leave from golf.
__________________

ntalwar is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Does anyone here believe in all that 'car colour = your personality' sh*t? mad1 Lemonade Stand Archive 14 10-04-2002 02:38 AM
Oasis Injured in Car Accident HelloAngel Lemonade Stand Archive 16 08-08-2002 12:15 AM
Major car crash...many fatalities... TheU2 Lemonade Stand Archive 12 05-11-2002 02:18 AM
Tell US ALL about your most bizarre/craziest/most ludicrous CAR CRASH.. Diamond The U2 Patriot Lemonade Stand Archive 24 03-25-2002 02:24 AM
Ben Hollioake Killed In Car Crash brettig Lemonade Stand Archive 11 03-24-2002 02:53 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Design, images and all things inclusive copyright © Interference.com
×