The 2011 AFL Thread: *insert desired expletives here*

[Vlad n U 2]

Croad and Schwass were both pretty darn good players.

The famous Jezza is half Ukrainian/Russian, too.

I'm also fairly sure that Aker is of Latvian descent.

 

[cobl04]

Aker is of fuckhead descent, that's for sure.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Aker is of fuckhead descent, that's for sure.

No, Latvian actually.

Latvians are known to be crazy anyway, probably explains the rather significant shortage of men in the country.

 

[Axver]

Remember when the story of who was actually Aker's father came out? Man, I wouldn't want that sort of stuff splashed all over the papers if it were me.

And Aker may be a bit of a dick, but at least he's not a thuggish dick like Fev.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Remember when the story of who was actually Aker's father came out? Man, I wouldn't want that sort of stuff splashed all over the papers if it were me.

And Aker may be a bit of a dick, but at least he's not a thuggish dick like Fev.

Pretty much. Aker can at least be credited with having a brain.

 

[bono_man2002]

Aker is of fuckhead descent, that's for sure.

This.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

He's not that bad. Unless there's something I missed.

 

[bono_man2002]

I liked his arrogance when he was a player. Could talk the talk, and then walk the walk. Couldn't do so in his last couple of years...and his arrogance outweighed his skill.

God I've seen less shit come out of Bono's mouth.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

God I've seen less shit come out of Bono's mouth.

 

[Axver]

The twatometer would indeed suggest that Bono has not been quite as twatty as Aker in the last couple of years, especially on the homophobia front. The twatometer does, however, point out that Bono has had a longer, more established career at twattery, and surely this should count for something in the comparative rankings.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Again.

 

[cobl04]

bit sensitive when U2 are the topic ey vlad?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Ehh ...

The Bono bashing gets a bit tiring after a few minutes. Not that I think he is a flawless, model citizen human being. After all. HE DOES LIE.

 

[cobl04]

well he does speak verbal diarrhoea sometimes

 

[Vlad n U 2]

As do most rockstars/frontmen.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hawthorn delisted 11 players today. Heh. That's gotta be 1/4 of their team, right?

 

[Axver]

The twatometer doesn't lie, people. Unlike a certain Irish rockstar-cum-twat!

 

[bono_man2002]

As do most rockstars/frontmen.

Hey I Still Love the guy.

 

[The Sad Punk]

As do most rockstars/frontmen.

But none as much as Bono.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

But none as much as Bono.

There are worse.

 

[Axver]

There are worse.

Actually, Vlad's right here. Need I mention Morrissey?

Actually, I better not, lest the twatometer explode.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Actually, Vlad's right here. Need I mention Morrissey?

Actually, I better not, lest the twatometer explode.

And not for the first time either, surprisingly ...

 

[cobl04]

still can't get over the Hawks sacking half their club.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Especially when some of these players were incredibly unlucky to be sacked in the first place. Pretty drastic move. Will be interesting to see how they go next year, really don't have a clue where they'll place.

 

[Axver]

I'm not really familiar with the players, but the write-ups I've read make it sound like they've dropped at least a couple of real talents who've just had some injuries interfere with their career.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Friggin' James Packer.

 

[coolian2]

i've heard conspiracy theories.

if it's one thing the packers have done over the years - with its delayed coverage, obsession with paul vautin, interstate blackout and draconian contracts in the 1990s - it's make benefit glorious sport of rugby league.

needless to say, these conspiracy theories are as likely that september 11 was staged by the us government.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

It's really the fact that the fat, rich bastard will be closing down channel ONE that's pissing me off.

Could be the death of FTA sport in the country? Or am I exaggerating?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Christ, I hope not - ONE's the only way I can get my NFL fix. All the pay TV plans are ridiculous.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

It's a real shame. Despite my relative disinterest in NFL, baseball etc. ONE does have some pretty darn good stuff on it.