Official Cricket Thread Part 302

[coolian2]

Where the FUCK did that come from? Fucking hell. Magnificent.

 

[Axver]

OH FUCK WHAT

I literally stepped out to have beers with a couple of colleagues the ball before de Grandhomme got Sohail Khan out.

Holy shit, wow, well done Black Caps!

 

[coolian2]

OH FUCK WHAT

I literally stepped out to have beers with a couple of colleagues the ball before de Grandhomme got Sohail Khan out.

Holy shit, wow, well done Black Caps!

I watched it and my flatmates wondered why I was swearing so much.

I cant say best test win ever but fuck it's going to be top 10

 

[Axver]

Right folks, it's Chappell-Hadlee time! I hope that England beating the Wallabies overnight is just the start of an ugly day in international sport for Australia. Come on Black Caps, let's do this!

 

[Axver]

Aussie selectors must be working for New Zealand, since they haven't picked Maxwell or Faulkner. Cheers guys, we appreciate it.

Bold call by the Kiwi selectors too - no Southee. But Henry's probably the right choice. Hope so anyway. Don't know who this Lachie Ferguson chap is though!

 

[Axver]

Great bowling early on by Henry and Boult. Henry's first over a thing of beauty.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

This Ferguson guy bowls 150kmh. Nice.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

In his second over he manages 150+ in 5 out of 6 balls ...

 

[Axver]

And took Warner's wicket in his debut over. He will be chuffed with that! Nice start to an international career.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

What the hell is Bailey doing out there.

 

[Axver]

What the hell is Bailey doing out there.

No need to wonder that any more!

 

[coolian2]

Well I've got us two wickets since I dragged myself out of the sun

 

[Axver]

Ahahaha see ya Mitchell Marsh. God I love Jimmy Neesham.

 

[coolian2]

Ahahaha see ya Mitchell Marsh. God I love Jimmy Neesham.

I suggest following him on Twitter

 

[Axver]

I suggest following him on Twitter

Mate see MY Twitter. Way ahead of you there.

 

[coolian2]

Mate see MY Twitter. Way ahead of you there.

That really was a thread-wide announcement.

 

[Axver]

That really was a thread-wide announcement.

So was mine.

 

[coolian2]

Sell sell sell!

 

[Axver]

Matt Henry what are you doing!

What could have been a good over has turned into our worst.

 

[coolian2]

Fucking extras are killing us

 

[Axver]

Need a wicket in a hurry here. Smith is dangerous and taking the momentum back.

 

[coolian2]

We looked better when I was in the pool.

Maybe I'll brb.

 

[Axver]

Bowling attack has gone limp and Henry's drop really does seem to have emboldened Australia.

Don't know why anyone is blaming that failure to review that Smith LBW. It was early in the game and everybody at the time thought it an obvious umpire's call. Williamson made the right call in not referring it. Hawkeye showing it out was a big surprise.

 

[Axver]

What a ripper of a catch by Boult. My word we needed that.

 

[Axver]

Oh fucking stop these sixes.

 

[Axver]

Fuck not even Boult can stop this, it seems.

 

[Axver]

STOP DROPPlNG CATCHES

 

[coolian2]

Stop drinking booze during the drinks breaks

 

[Axver]

Yeah, leave that to us.

Still, in today's ODI world, this is a chaseable total.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah, leave that to us.

Still, in today's ODI world, this is a chaseable total.

Now it isn't. It's better to pretend that way