Turquoise Jeep Records

[u2popmofo]

Hello, everyone. Since we've never had a proper discussion on this marvelous record label, please allow me to post some of their amazing music videos. Prepare to have your minds blown by a combination of the most beautiful and well crafted music and cinematography you've ever seen. Your life is about to change.

;LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy - YouTube

DID I MENTION I LIKE TO DANCE- Flynt Flossy - YouTube

GO GRAB MY BELT- Slick Mahony - YouTube

CAN HE MOVE IT LIKE THIS- Pretty Raheem ft Flynt Flossy - YouTube

STRETCHY PANTS-Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit - YouTube

;FRIED OR FERTILIZED- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit - YouTube

Screw Watch the Throne, this is the real deal. Enjoy.

 

[onebloodonelife]

These are fantastic. There are no words to describe...

 

[LemonMelon]

Are the purists not pure enough for this?

Screw Watch the Throne, this is the real deal.

It's like I'm watching a fetus be born again on IMAX.

 

[onebloodonelife]

Are the purists not pure enough for this?

Nope. I guess you're the purest of them all. Congrats.

 

[u2popmofo]

SEX SYRUP- Slick Mahony ft Yung Humma - YouTube

 

[Diemen]

Slick Mahoney looks like the inspiration for Tom Cruise's character on Tropic Thunder.

 

[u2popmofo]

Pfft, Tom Cruise wishes he could croon like that.

 

[iron yuppie]

SEX SYRUP- Slick Mahony ft Yung Humma - YouTube

Did one of those rappers just compare a woman to pancakes and cheese grits?

 

[u2popmofo]

Did one of those rappers just compare a woman to pancakes and cheese grits?

Yes, Yung Humma. The same guy who asks women if they like their eggs fried or fertilized. He's apparently obsessed with food related innuendo.

 

[Jive Turkey]

There are no words to describe the feeling I get when I listen to these... It's like Christmas day circa 1985.
Fried or Fertilized should really be my new ringtone

Bless you mofo for guiding these cherished gifts into my life

 

[cobl04]

I would also like to extend gratitude to mofo.

I appreciate the explanation in Lemme Smang It

 

[Reggo]

...They're....They're taking the piss, right? They're not unaware of the awesomely badness and trying to be legit a la Rebecca Black, et al? Please say they're taking the piss...

 

[u2popmofo]

There are no words to describe the feeling I get when I listen to these... It's like Christmas day circa 1985.
Fried or Fertilized should really be my new ringtone

Bless you mofo for guiding these cherished gifts into my life

It's sad how catchy these damn things are, I've been quoting them with people at work for the last week.

I would also like to extend gratitude to mofo.

I appreciate the explanation in Lemme Smang It

Smash AND bang.

...They're....They're taking the piss, right? They're not unaware of the awesomely badness and trying to be legit a la Rebecca Black, et al? Please say they're taking the piss...

I really don't know. Apparently Flynt Flossy is the CEO of Turquoise Jeep, which makes it all that much better.

Here's another beauty.

CAVITIES- Flynt Flossy, Pretty Raheem, and Whatchyamacallit - YouTube

 

[bollox]

KEEP THA JEEP RIDIN'!!

I'll also add that 'smang' has found it's way into my general lexicon.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'll also add that 'smang' has found it's way into my general lexicon.

A nice alternative for "wang" when cockifying song titles.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Smang It is the only song I knew before this thread's glorious arrival

 

[u2popmofo]

Get ready to add a new word to your vocabulary:

SHUYAMOUF- Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit (HQ) - YouTube

 

[Jive Turkey]

I'm starting to think the balance is way off on my speakers...

 

[bollox]

"Did I Mention I Can Dance" or whatever reminds me more than a little of this gem from the 1993 Chris Rock classic 'CB4'

Skip to 0:30 and ignore the Polish(?) dubbing

 

[cobl04]

"Yung Humma" is by far the best moniker I've ever come across.

 

[u2popmofo]

HAPPY SEXGIVING - Yung Humma ft Whatchyamacallit ...OFFICIAL HOLIDAY SEPT 20TH - YouTube

Happy Sexgiving, guys.

 

[u2popmofo]

WHY I GOTTA WAIT?? - Flynt Flossy ft Yung Humma - YouTube

Treat me like a pirate.

 

[bono_212]

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

 

[cobl04]

I'd just like to reiterate that "smang" is the best term in hip-hop and "Yung Humma" is the best moniker. Amazing stuff.

 

[PhilsFan]

Why am I just seeing this now for the first time? Holy shit.

 

[u2popmofo]

How you like your eggs, Peefer?

 

[cobl04]

Smash it AND bang.

 

[u2popmofo]

Both?!

Spoiler

 

[Reggo]

That gif is the best thing I've seen today.

 

[cobl04]

Donald Glover just tweeted "Yung Humma and Flynt Flossy 4 Life". I love this dude.