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Wow, check out the midday soap opera.
 
megadeth has always been terible. this thread isn't about them though. this thread is about the terrible awesomeness that is THE ASTONISHING.
 
So basically in the enormous trash orgy that is Three Days, absolutely nothing happens to forward to the plot. The song ends, Nefarious gets pissy, he leaves. That's what I just learned.
 
i have no idea what's going on, i've been laughing for like 11 straight songs.

I've basically never cried to music before but I may start soon because this is side-splittingly hilarious. I'm so grateful this was released. It's humiliating for everybody involved but fuck me it's so funny.

I wonder if Mike Mangini is wondering why the hell he joined this band after Porn Toy left.
 
Hahahahaha oh my God, there's no entry for The Hovering Sojourn. That song is truly, 100% pointless even in the eyes of the band.
 
So basically in the enormous trash orgy that is Three Days, absolutely nothing happens to forward to the plot. The song ends, Nefarious gets pissy, he leaves. That's what I just learned.

In theory, a concept album shouldn't have filler, even if a track is shit, since every song should advance the story.

IN THEORY.

Thanks for disproving that, Dream Theater.
 
Also, given that Portnoy spent his last decade in the band writing his Alcoholics Anonymous Suite (no, really), I'm glad I'm slamming down beers listening to this.
 
Oh man, Chosen is LaBrie getting SO Mary Sue on all of us poor listeners.
 
OK, for those not following along at home, here's the plot up to this point in like three sentences:

There are these robots called the NOMACS, they represent Justin Bieber and make shitty music. There's a guy who makes REAL music and everyone loves him. The ruler of the kingdom doesn't like him and gets all jealous and pissy and his daughter, the princess, joins forces with the hero.

That's about it and it's been, what, an hour?
 
omg the door opening and the jumping out from behind it sound effects :lmao: just in case you couldn't figure it out from that literally being the lyrics.
 
I can't believe we haven't even fucking finished Act 1, oh my god.

I'm still ASTONISHED that there were enough people to sit around and agree that this should be recorded, and nobody successfully objected.

Oh listen to this drama in A Tempting Offer!
 
every time i look (and by look i mean have to scroll down a full screen spotify on my desktop) at how many songs are left, i start laughing again.
 
OK, for those not following along at home, here's the plot up to this point in like three sentences:

There are these robots called the NOMACS, they represent Justin Bieber and make shitty music. There's a guy who makes REAL music and everyone loves him. The ruler of the kingdom doesn't like him and gets all jealous and pissy and his daughter, the princess, joins forces with the hero.

That's about it up to this point and it's been, what, an hour?

The grammatical pedant in me wants to write to them and tell them it should be NOMACs, because they clearly use NOMAC as a singular. I also want to know what the fuck NOMAC is an acronym for.

Or are they just capitalising it for the hell of it because it's ASTONISHING?
 
Please tell me the ruler isn't jealous of his daughter hanging out with this hero dude. 'Cause that'd be really creepy if he were.

Oh that's basically it. In part it's a jealous dad album, just dressed up with the greatest pretense possible.
 
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