It's Officially dead in here

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[lauramullen]

Yup. I'm going to start a thread in here soon, but I have to wait to the 18th to officially announce it.

 

[RedRocksU2]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Laura,
You are engaged?
You are pregnant?
You are moving?
You are buying a house?

Carlos,

 

[RedRocksU2]

no
yes
no
no

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

again,

 

[lauramullen]

Carlos


My sister in law is pregnant. I can't officially announce becoming an aunt till the 18th.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I fail.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I blame the thread. It sucks.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[lauramullen]

Ignore him. He is just a grump

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

he is more like a chump.

 

[lauramullen]

That too.

 

[SethVincent]

Husband & Wife are on a Hi-Jacked Plane Hi-Jackers take everything they can

Husband & Wife get off the plane Wife opens her mouth & reveals ALL of her jewlery

Husband says "Damn to bad your mother wasn't w/ us we could have even gotten our luggage...."





LOL

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

It's Seth!

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[lauramullen]

Seth is back

 

[theedgeu2]

It's Officially dead in here

That's what she said.

 

[partygirl43]

No worries I'm here to kill the thread.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[RedRocksU2]

this thread needs something...

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[partygirl43]

this thread needs something...

More cowbell:

It needs more cowbell.

 

[mad1]

 

[RedRocksU2]

More cowbell:

It needs more cowbell.

you rule

 

[theedgeu2]

 

[SethVincent]

It's Seth!

Seth is back

 

[RedRocksU2]