IT'S OFFICIAL #Rumors

[Sicy]

Bonochick pulled the 'post and run' move.

 

[kafrun]

Maybe she knew too much Anyone heard from her lately?

 

[Galeongirl]

Bonochick pulled the 'post and run' move.

Isn't that a bannable offense?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Maybe she knew too much Anyone heard from her lately?

Maybe THE PEOPLE got her!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

Maybe THE PEOPLE got her!!!

Oh shit! The first victim!


So THAT is what he meant. They're physically goin' after the auth here!

 

[U2isthebest]

I know where she is.

Follow my instructions carefully: If you want her back, please make a transfer of $1 billion into my some anonymous thug's account, number 34953943.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

1 billion? pfft...

I'll give you 5 bucks...

 

[RedRocksU2]

That account is not working.

 

[U2isthebest]

Sorry, boys. Thems the breaks. You can take it or leave it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

meh, keep her then...

 

[Bonochick]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

AH HA! I knew that would draw you out!!

My cunning plan has worked! HUZZAH!

 

[Galeongirl]

I'd run while you still can Elfa.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

so what was the rumor anyhow?

Spill!

 

[Bonochick]

Did you leave my spare keys on the kitchen counter?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

yes, I thought we were Key Brothers!

 

[Bonochick]

He ain't elfa, he's my brother.

 

[zonelistener]

the gems are found here

* ear pop noise