IO: Why? WHY? WHY WHY WHY?

[UberBeaver]

Why would anyone wear fucking BELLS ON THEIR SHOES and then walk around like a goddamn speed freak? Does it never occur to them how goddamn annoying it is? GGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BELLS!!!!!


STFU.

 

[Bonochick]

At least they weren't Crocs with bells on them...

...were they?

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh man, I dunno. I didn't look. Shit, I hope not. That would be....awful.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

how old was this person with bells on their shoes?

 

[Lila64]

did they look like this?

 

[UberBeaver]

how old was this person with bells on their shoes?

50s? But in my book, 2 is too old to have bells on your goddamn shoes.

Lila - No. That would at least be a valid reason for bells on shoes. I have no problems with Elves. I'm no rasicst.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

What about racist dragons?

 

[Doozer61]

how would you feel if they were drinking POWER JUICE at the same time? just a question...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

50s? But in my book, 2 is too old to have bells on your goddamn shoes.

so let me get this straight, a 50 year old woman (I'm assuming) who was not an elf was wandering around in public with bells on her shoes?

I congratulate you on your restraint my dam-building friend, I would have made her eat those shoes

 

[UberBeaver]

how would you feel if they were drinking POWER JUICE at the same time? just a question...

If there were POWERJUICE within 100 yards of this fool it would have destroyed her. No doubt.

so let me get this straight, a 50 year old woman (I'm assuming) who was not an elf was wandering around in public with bells on her shoes?

I congratulate you on your restraint my dam-building friend, I would have made her eat those shoes

YES, YES, and YES. And she keeps walking back and forth. WTF? And on top of that, she calls things out like, "I HAVE TO PEE" and then the bells start going....and two mins later, goddamn bells coming from the other way.

What about racist dragons?

I am generally indifferent to racist dragons unless they hate me for being the race I am. Then I call them "haters", shake my head in disgust and roll out real cool. Though one time I had a rascist dragon tell me that since there were less dragons then men, he was in the minority and couldn't be racist. I have to admit, I didn't understand it at the time, and still don't, but I had no rational response. So I guess he won that round, but I've been waiting for him to come back and I'm call his bitch ass out next time.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, what is your adress? I'll come over and kill her myself.

 

[Galeongirl]

I have cat bells on my keychain... are you gonna murder me now?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

possibly

do you jingle them for no reason randomly in public?

 

[Galeongirl]

well, I don't jingle them on purpose... depends on how they're in my pocket that they jingle or not... usually they do..

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

we could have a problem then

 

[pepokiss]

those shoes need more snakes...

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Needs more cowbell?

 

[TripThruUreWires]

yeah, um, those shoes should be confined to little people, particularly those who build toys up north for a living.

call me a jaded human being, but i absolutely despise those stupid squeaker training slippers/shoes parents force their teetering tots to don--whereby the slipper makes a squeaking noise with every step. ugh! yeah, it was cute the first time i saw them, for about the first, oh, 30 seconds. after that, the urge to swipe the slippers from off the kid and whack the hell out of the parents set in.

new parents: for the love of everything good and decent, please don't subject the world to this ungodly annoyance. your baby will still learn to walk sans this type of built-in "reinforcement". if you can muster it, a smile goes a long way with every step. and if you're concerned about somehow losing track of your kid's movements in the crowd, there's always the (silent) harness ... or, better yet, just stay at home ... or don't have children. thanks.