UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
NOW HAND OVER THE KEYS!
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
TV?
What is this... TV... you speak of?
It's a magical cube given to us by the Enemies of God. It's pretty cool. You can watch Battlestar Galactica and get fat. Also, during certain times of the lunar cycle it tells you who to vote for. It's quite useful. And it sells you stuff. It's like a computer monitor, but it does shit by itself.
BoMac, you're winning the poll!
I demand a recount!! There are suspicions of voter fraud and suppression, plus the new electronic voting machines have been known to register a different vote from the one that was initially chosen.
it's this kind of attitude that got you into this mess in the first place