IO: THis thread is better than the best one ever

[waynetravis]

I know we were going on a Candy Land date ... Whatever that is

but arent you married to Ms. Chick??


i need a asprin

 

[LemonMelon]

I think I understand the BC confusion now...

BC isn't my daughter, but rather, my daughter-in-law. Yep. That's where the confusion must have come from.

 

[tpsreports2424]

Bono's fat!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

but arent you married to Ms. Chick??


i need a asprin

Our relationship has been on the rocks lately

Don't tell tps

 

[love_u2_adam]

She's our attractive but nosy next door neighbor.

how am i nosy, hey i told you i didn't mean to ask about your sex life..


i'm the lover ahahaha

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Bono's fat!

x 100

Wrong thread!

I was talking about the crocs one!!!

 

[tpsreports2424]

o haha

 

[LemonMelon]

Our relationship has been on the rocks lately

Don't tell tps

It's time for a father/son talk methinks...

Now, there comes a time in every man's life, when he needs to decide how he will keep his stuff (and mine) from getting stolen in case of a divorce.

 

[tpsreports2424]

Atleast I had him sign the prenup..

 

[waynetravis]

Don't tell tps

he doesnt care, the only time he needs you is when his thread suffers.

other than that you're just a person posting on a forum to him

 

[LemonMelon]

how am i nosy, hey i told you i didn't mean to ask about your sex life..


i'm the lover ahahaha

I think you've been promoted from attractive but nosy next door neighbor to mid-life crisis trophy girlfriend.

 

[tpsreports2424]

he doesnt care, the only time he needs you is when his thread suffers.

other than that you're just a person posting on a forum to him

your low

 

[love_u2_adam]

oh what a tittle to be proud of!

 

[LemonMelon]

oh what a tittle to be proud of!

Just one step closer to being part of the family!

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[LemonMelon]

OK, I think we've successfully run this thread into the ground.

Now that's family teamwork!

 

[Doozer61]

I NEED A VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[waynetravis]

look out, the IO groundskeeper is here

 

[RedRocksU2]

it is it really is just ask *** :++++: "It is better really it is."

 

[love_u2_adam]

OK, I think we've successfully run this thread into the ground.

Now that's family teamwork!

 

[LemonMelon]

What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

You miss your old familiar friends
Waiting just around the bend

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.

Everywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

 

[love_u2_adam]

i wanna hold your hand!! yes i do see that is the Beatles not 5440

this place reminds me of a 5440 song

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[LemonMelon]

Random other people in our little family sitcom:

LMP - Poker/drinking buddy
Unico - Friendly neighborhood postal worker
Screwtape2 - Random strung out hippy teenager who has lost touch with reality and hangs out in our garage
NSW & Beav - Elevated's co-workers at the local oil refinery/international relations center who are constantly at each other's throats, ala Dwight and Jim of the Office. (Elevated is Michael).

 

[love_u2_adam]

wow its like playin world of warcraft

 

[LemonMelon]

wow its like playin world of warcraft

You are Elevated's secret love interest who adds tension and eye candy.

I'm an old dude who works at TakeOverTheWorld-Mart (a knock-off of Wal-Mart) for $5.25 an hour but I spend it all on hair products to keep my hairline from receding.

TPS is a jock who refuses to go to class yet still somehow manages to get passing grades. He has recently been grounded for 13 days, adding to the 56 days he already owes. He also owes 150 hours of community service for severely injuring a hot dog vendor during a moment of frustration.

 

[tpsreports2424]

TPS is a jock who refuses to go to class yet still somehow manages to get passing grades. He has recently been grounded for 13 days, adding to the 56 days he already owes. He also owes 150 hours of community service for severely injuring a hot dog vendor during a moment of frustration.

You forgot he watches dog the bounty hunter daily

 

[LemonMelon]

You forgot he watches dog the bounty hunter daily

Your life's dream is to own every season of the show on DVD, but every time you buy a set, something happens to it that makes it unwatchable (a running joke not unlike the "____ killed Kenny" jokes on South Park), so your dream is never fulfilled.

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[cobl04]

Geez you guys are really touchy about the no U2 thing aren't you?