IO: The Family!!!!

[redhotswami]

put moneee in teh bowl!

I like chicken wings... is that any god?

 

[UberBeaver]

Can I sit on the couch again?

these boots are hurting my feet.

Yeah, just as soon as you get that damn chicken off my goddamn throne. But leave on the boots. And watch the puddles when you sit.

 

[redhotswami]

sorry beav. looks like he likes the throne. you're gonna have to duel.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

puddles?!

never mind... I'll stand.

 

[redhotswami]

puddles?!

never mind... I'll stand.

you can just turn the cushion over

 

[UberBeaver]

sorry beav. looks like he likes the throne. you're gonna have to duel.

GET HIM OFF THE THRONE! I NEED TO USE IT!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

you can just turn the cushion over

Poppy peed on my couch!!

 

[redhotswami]

GET HIM OFF THE THRONE! I NEED TO USE IT!

he ain't movin. gitcha duelin shoes on.

 

[UberBeaver]

You there, boy. Fight that damn chicken.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

he ain't movin. gitcha duelin shoes on.

you can have these boots if you want, they're killing me...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You there, boy. Fight that damn chicken.

Yeah, ask the Vegetarian to fight a chicken, if I don't eat it what makes you think I'll fight it?

 

[redhotswami]

Yeah, ask the Vegetarian to fight a chicken, if I don't eat it what makes you think I'll fight it?

because you're still not eating it? just don't bite. fight fair. nothing under the belt.

 

[UberBeaver]

Cause if I gots to fight the damn chicken, I'm gonna kill it and eat it. I'm showing the damn chicken mercy by sending you to mame it a bit...just get it off the throne.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, good answer...

C'MERE CHICKEN!!

 

[UberBeaver]

KICK HIS ASS, CHICKEN! I got a $50 riding on you, you goddamn chicken. Sweep the leg, SWEEP THE LEG!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

god damn that's a big chicken!

 

[redhotswami]

BITE HIM, CHICKEN! HE'S A VEGETARIAN!!!


Ohhhh the irony!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

While you two fight it out, I'll be over there on the throne. Don't disturb me. Where's that kid with the limes? Someone bring me a lime. Who I gotta sleep with round here to get a goddamn lime.....hey chicken, don't kill him, k? I need limes. OOOHH, Nice right hook, chicken. DAYUM.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

phew... that was a hard fought victory...

well fought my feathered friend, well fought.

 

[UberBeaver]

Since the chicken lost and has been dishonored, we must kill him and eat him. With buffalo sauce and blue cheese. And beer and vodka. And chili. And french fries. And malt vinegar to go with the french fries.

 

[redhotswami]

don't forget to pour a 40 in his memory

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Forget it, I let him go, but not before telling him your evil plans...

I'd watch your back from now on if i were you, that was one pissed off chicken...

 

[UberBeaver]

Nah, I only spill the forty ounce out for those I miss and respect. Damn chicken stole my throne, wouldn't get up, then lost a fight to a vegetarian Canadian wearing $300 boots. I got no love for that chicken.



Well, sounds to me like it's huntin time. Where's my shotgun? Someone find me my shotgun. I'm going chicken hunting. Where;s the blue cheese?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Nah, I only spill the forty ounce out for those I miss and respect. Damn chicken stole my throne, wouldn't get up, then lost a fight to a vegetarian Canadian wearing $300 boots. I got no love for that chicken.

those sound like lyrics to a country music song...

 

[UberBeaver]

those sound like lyrics to a country music song...

See? We don't need no stinkin writers.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

this shit writes itself!

 

[LemonMelon]

Nixon - Now THAT was a president. If Nixon were alive today, me and him'd be sittin on that there couch, drinking vodka, listening to Winger, plotting the invasion of a small Southeastern Asian country. You can't do that with W. Hell nah. WHERE'S MY LIMES? Bring me some of them wings, son. They sure look tasty.

Pass me some of that homemade reserve of yours, and this conversation could get very interesting.

 

[RedRocksU2]

thread derailing;

wtf?

 

[kafrun]

I'm not even gonna ask where you get this stuff

Want some kool-aid?

 

[RedRocksU2]

some kool-aid?

wtf?