IO: The Family!!!!

[LemonMelon]

You're all talk! Get your ass down there and be a man! Provide for your family!

I haven't always been "just talk". It's not my fault I spilled that coffee on my laptop and got fired. It clearly spilled itself.












plus that drug test I failed...I blame the poppyseed muffin for that one

 

[kafrun]

Hey, Kaf, are you familiar with the term "slipping a mickey"?

No, no I am not familiar with your filthy slang and innuendo Quite frankly I find you young peoples' language offensive and slightly confusing.

 

[LemonMelon]

No, no I am not familiar with your filthy slang and innuendo Quite frankly I find you young peoples' language offensive and slightly confusing.

Here, wash your senility down with this:

It's just plain ol' tap water.

 

[U2isthebest]

No, no I am not familiar with your filthy slang and innuendo Quite frankly I find you young peoples' language offensive and slightly confusing.

He's talking about sex, Grandma. It's all he thinks about. This is why he's always slutting it up.

 

[LemonMelon]

He's talking about sex, Grandma. It's all he thinks about. This is why he's always slutting it up.

You can have some too.

 

[U2isthebest]

You can have some too.

I'm not an idiot. I know that's vodka. And, YOU know it lowers my inhibitions. You're on the couch tonight.

 

[LemonMelon]

Why did I have to marry a smart one?

 

[U2isthebest]

Why did I have to marry a smart one?

Flattery's not working tonight, either.

 

[LemonMelon]

Flattery's not working tonight, either.

Oh, come on...

I actually remembered to take the trash out for once...

And the tap water is a greyish-silver color now instead of that greenish-blue tint....

 

[U2isthebest]

Oh, come on...

I actually remembered to take the trash out for once...

And the tap water is a greyish-silver color now instead of that greenish-blue tint....

Scattering the trash on the lawn does not count as "taking it out."

The water still has unidentifiable chunks in it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Scattering the trash on the lawn does not count as "taking it out."

The water still has unidentifiable chunks in it.

So I don't get to sleep in my own bed with my wife until random chunks of body parts stop flowing through the water supply? You make it sound like it's my fault.

 

[U2isthebest]

So I don't get to sleep in my own bed with my wife until random chunks of body parts stop flowing through the water supply? You make it sound like it's my fault.

Don't pretend you're innocent. I know all about your gang activity.

 

[LemonMelon]

Don't pretend you're innocent. I know all about your gang activity.

I only did that for a month to support you and lil Elfa. And you completely approved until that horse's head got blood all over your precious sheets.

 

[Sicy]

 

[LemonMelon]

You taught me well.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

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You people shouldn't mess with things bigger than you, like ouija boards and the occult.

I have just found out today that Vanilla Ice is touring Australia. :scream:

It's all your fault :sad:

 

[U2isthebest]

I only did that for a month to support you and lil Elfa. And you completely approved until that horse's head got blood all over your precious sheets.

That was part of it. The last straw was the corpse I found in the basement underneath little Elfa's DDR board.

 

[U2isthebest]

I should have known he learned this from you.

 

[U2isthebest]

You people shouldn't mess with things bigger than you, like ouija boards and the occult.

I have just found out today that Vanilla Ice is touring Australia.

It's all your fault

He stopped by yesterday, and he promised to bring you some Vegemite, if you go!

 

[redhotswami]

I'm not an idiot. I know that's vodka. And, YOU know it lowers my inhibitions.

i'll take it!

 

[U2isthebest]

i'll take it!

From what I've heard, you've been getting plenty of action.


I can't believe you've stooped so low as to become a streetwalker.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[redhotswami]

From what I've heard, you've been getting plenty of action.


I can't believe you've stooped so low as to become a streetwalker.

just one little sip of vodka???

 

[U2isthebest]

just one little sip of vodka???

This is a family party. I'd prefer it if everyone kept their clothes on.

 

[redhotswami]

This is a family party. I'd prefer it if everyone kept their clothes on.

sorry my friend. no pants o'clock is no pants o'clock.

 

[U2isthebest]

sorry my friend. no pants o'clock is no pants o'clock.

You'll have to go outside to celebrate that one.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What about if I wear my cutoffs?

 

[U2isthebest]

What about if I wear my cutoffs?

That's what your father wears when he goes out whore hunting.


Great, you're already turning into him. Who's buying you condoms?

I will go Compton on their ass!

 

[JessicaAnn]

What the hell is going on in here

 

[U2isthebest]

What the hell is going on in here

How could you break out Elfa's baby pictures?

We don't speak of that time.