IO: I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[UberBeaver]

I'm afraid we already got one.

 

[UberBeaver]

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

aside: That = redemption for damn near ruining this thread. You almost knocked it off the rails like a Crazy Train or something. /aside.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

GET ON WITH IT!

 

[UberBeaver]

Ah, yes. On my count. One, Two, FIVE!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who...
Music swells

 

[UberBeaver]

STOP THAT STOP THAT!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

music stops

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

 

[snowbunny00774]

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

I'll grant some mirth to this. Begrudgingly of course.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I'm out of quotes, guys. You put up all the good ones!

 

[No spoken words]

aside: That = redemption for damn near ruining this thread. You almost knocked it off the rails like a Crazy Train or something. /aside.

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. But I think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter!

 

[redhotswami]

 

[Lila64]

If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans

yes I know it's not the holy grail

 

[zoney!]

bring it

Thread: I'm not dead yet



/

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. But I think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter!

Look! The dead prince!

He's not quite dead.

Oh, I feel much better.

You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!

 

[UberBeaver]

She has huuuuge.....

























tracts of land.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Listen, Alice...

Herbert.

Herbert...

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

May I make reference to Spamalot?


You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews.


Someone please know what I'm talking about.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

we are living in a material world, and i am a material girl

 

[UberBeaver]

...then again, let us not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It's only a model

 

[evillaurd]

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

 

[UberBeaver]

RUNAWAY!

 

[fah]

Fah will understand.

Changed my sig ~ just for you

 

[UberBeaver]

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.

 

[fah]

I didn't vote for you

 

[Thora]

I fart in your general direction.

 

[U2doggie]

Bring out your dead!

 

[clarityat3am]

What else floats in water?

Bread.

Apples.

Very small rocks.

Cider.

Gravy.

Cherries.

Mud.

Churches.

Lead! Lead!

 

[UberBeaver]

A DUCK!