IO: I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[clarityat3am]

We want... a shrubbery!

 

[Zoots]

What a strange thread. Only Beav can think up something like this!

 

[jobob]

Some strange woman with a sword made me check "dictatorship" in the poll ...

 

[Sicy]

You left one option off of the poll.

 

[Lila64]

Can I recast my vote?

 

[snowbunny00774]

You left one option off of the poll.

Thank you Sicy...I tried to tell him that hours ago - can you add this too?

"strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords IS a basis for a system of government"?

k thx


btw, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

 

[UberBeaver]

You left one option off of the poll.

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Exactly, hence option four. Now, explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

 

[JessicaAnn]

My memory fails me ...

I may be thinking of something else, but wasnt there a thread a loooonnngggg time ago with someone saying we're not a community we're a collective or vice versa.

 

[UberBeaver]

An autonomous collective?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

One day, lad, all this will be yours.

What, the curtains?

No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

 

[LJT]

I never knew what went on in 'It's Official...'

Now I do and i'm not quite sure what to make of it....

I want excalibur now

Ladies in ponds are so sexy

 

[UberBeaver]

I never knew what went on in 'It's Official...'

Now I do and i'm not quite sure what to make of it....

I want excalibur now

Ladies in ponds are so sexy

Answer me these questions three:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

 

[UberBeaver]

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

African swallows are non-migratory. lol. Durrrr.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

 

[UberBeaver]

Ni!

 

[Schmeg]

She turned me into a newt!

...I got better...

 

[snowbunny00774]

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

Really? you had to do it that way eh?

/with thread

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Really? you had to do it that way eh?

/with thread

yes, yes I did...

/?

 

[UberBeaver]

uh oh.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It would appear I have erred and somehow ruined the thread...

Me=idiot...

 

[UberBeaver]

And there was NO rejoicing. BOOOOOOO!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting...

 

[UberBeaver]

And there was MUCH rejoicing. YAY!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

 

[LJT]

Answer me these questions three:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Hawthorn of Hollyoak, at your service sire*bows*

My quest is to remove the right eye of Golgoroth, I have heard of it's mystical healing properties, which I require to remove this bout of gonorrhea I am currently suffering in much agony. Damn that ill-begotten wench.

The velocity of a swallow, would be if I may guess, my best estimation sire is 120mph, that said I have never chanced upon a laden swallow.

Sire if I could press thee for a small favour...in my distant travels I came across a most uncouth word, but it does carry out a worthy service, so I seek to use the veritable mountain of truth that it could bequeath to a tragic failing of my own, but a failing. a desire if you wish, I want to satisfy.

Could you 'pimp' out the lady of the lake?

 

[UberBeaver]

Could you 'pimp' out the lady of the lake?

No, I'm afraid that's too perilous.

 

[LJT]

Not even for a handsome reward of gold coinage?