IO: I kid you not

[Sicy]

Our newest client's name at work is:


Richard Cockshott.


Dick Cockshott for short.


Like WTF is wrong with his parents?


Damn Canadians

 

[gvox]

the probably didn't get the Parenting course, those poor saps

I'm pretty happy that you're going to have to converse with good ol' Dick tho...think you could post up an mp3 of you calling him, complete with vain attempts not to burst out laughing? cmon!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hehe.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Whats wrong with Canadians?!



.... don't answer that.

 

[gvox]

She's just mad cos Interference is overrun with us now!

 

[Mr. BAW]

I've recently come across Wee Wee Pan and Su Mei...

 

[Lally1011]

He's not gay, is he?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Damn Canadians

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

we had a guy named Harry B. Sack once.

i thought it had to be fake until i saw his credit card information.

i contend to this day that the B stood for Ball.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I have an employee who's last name is Horney.

 

[Thora]

I've run across many amusing names at work. It always makes for a good laugh!

 

[gvox]

"..and you are holding for?"

"I'm holding for Cockshott"

"Dick?"

"that'd be the one"

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"Did you bring the Cockshott portfolio?"
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Dick's boss: "Cockshott, what's gotten into your head lately??!?!"



oh, the possibilities....

 

[gvox]

Guy walks into a bar, bartender thinks he recognizes him, points and says

"Dick - Dick Cockshott"

"no, Jack Daniels. Straight up"















okie....i'll stop now...

 

[Sicy]

OMG I feel SO sorry for this guy.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

we had a guy named Harry B. Sack once.

i thought it had to be fake until i saw his credit card information.

i contend to this day that the B stood for Ball.

It baffles me that more people like this don't just up and hang themselves.

 

[Sicy]

I also have a childhood friend named Richard Ball.

Why would you name your kid Richard, when you have a last name like Ball or Cockshott??

:namechange:

 

[RedRocksU2]

here's one of the all time classics;

yikes

 

[gvox]

OMG I feel SO sorry for this guy.

I'm not sure who to feel sorrier for...him, or you, now that you heard that corny bartender joke! Let's see you try and address him with a straight face, hmm?

 

[Sicy]

We'll just call him Richard

 

[bonoishot]

here's one of the all time classics;

yikes

Our newest client's name at work is:


Richard Cockshott.


Dick Cockshott for short.


Like WTF is wrong with his parents?

Poor guy.

We get some crazy names at my work. Some of them have the unfortune of being born with a weird name others choose to change it to something completely crazy.

 

[Doozer61]

seriously, we had clients at the insurance office named:

Kum Soon

Ah Chhiou

 

[Carek1230]

I worked for a guy named Alan Butts once. It was really difficult to say his name. Mr. Butts....I had to bite my tonge a lot to keep from laughing.

Dick Cockshott tho, that one's a real winner

 

[Sicy]

Well I just found out he's not actually Canadian (sorry damn Canadians )

He's from the UK.

 

[randhail]

I went to high school with a kid named Richard Burns. He wanted people to call him Dick. I guess why bother fighting it when you can just embrace it?

Then there's the legendary Richard Hertz from Holden, MA. I'd really like to think that he existed, but it could just be a tale of Massachusetts folklore.

 

[Galeongirl]

poor guy!

Dick is a rather common first name here!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Well I just found out he's not actually Canadian (sorry damn Canadians )

He's from the UK.

out of curiosity, why did you think he was Canadian? Was it the silly name?

 

[Sicy]

His resume had a Candian address.

 

[bonoishot]

He's from the UK.

We send you all the best Brits.

 

[Sicy]

The funny thing is we have to get him a visa. Like that means I have to type his name like 500 times

 

[Laura M]