IO: I have to work christmas eve

[VintagePunk]

step mom ahoy!

I'd be a fucking kick-ass step mom.

Sarah has the only child thing down, though, so there might be some sibling shit, I can't promise things would be smooth there. But for a hot dad in a fire fighter's uniform? I'd give it a shot.

:uniform/authorityfetish:


Ashley, sweetie, go mix your new mommy a drink. Easy on the ice.

 

[No spoken words]

I'd be a fucking kick-ass step mom.

Sarah has the only child thing down, though, so there might be some sibling shit, I can't promise things would be smooth there. But for a hot dad in a fire fighter's uniform? I'd give it a shot.

:uniform/authorityfetish:


Ashley, sweetie, go mix your new mommy a drink. Easy on the ice.

You wants some Sweetie Milk methinks.

 

[bono_212]

Firemen. Is your dad incredibly hot?

How terribly mean of me would it be if I said no?

 

[VintagePunk]

Terribly mean, Ashley. Who will make my drinks now???

And here I was ready to suggest that the Sweetie Milk would be better consumed after...y'know.

 

[bono_212]

Well he's moreso one of those chubby firemen.

 

[VintagePunk]

Chubby firemen need love, too.