IO: I have baby fever

[isabella_bp]

I want to have a baby! The first man that looks at me sideways is in trouble.

My friend has these two adorable kids, zach and maddie ages 3 and 2, who are just....I want to take them home with me.

I'm thinking this'll pass in about a week.

 

[zonelistener]

Run to IGA and get a flu shot.

 

[No spoken words]

How far is Jeffersonville from Chicago?

 

[Angela Harlem]

you don't want kids. no one in their right mind wants kids.

 

[zonelistener]

How far is Jeffersonville from Chicago?

I would be careful with this one....Jeffersonville is across the river from Louisville. KENTUCKY, that is.

 

[No spoken words]

*slowly backs away*

 

[zonelistener]

*slowly backs away*

Did you realize you can get a woman pregnant by looking at them sideways?

 

[Sicy]

you don't want kids. no one in their right mind wants kids.

 

[beegee]

Babies become teenagers and then what.

 

[Sicy]

Your life sucks? lol.

 

[RedRocksU2]

*slowly backs away*

like they say; "this"

 

[zonelistener]

like they say; "this"

Whatever.

You were just looking at Orbitz to book a flight to Louisville, you manwhore.

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm scared.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Did you realize you can get a woman pregnant by looking at them sideways?

Huh, that's not what my mother told me when I was 13? *goes to google*

 

[gman]

I make beautiful babies....here's one i made earlier..........as proof. Its my youngest Kieran

 

[nicv]

He is too darn cute! So adorable. I must say you did make a beautiful one.....

although you are not helping her situation at all

*quicklyrunsoutofthreadbeforeshegetsbabycooties*

 

[zonelistener]

we make great pets

 

[Sicy]

I like to eat babies. Especially cute babies like Kieran.

 

[Angela Harlem]

beautiful babies are usually evil. actually, most are. children, generally, are evil.


have kitties and puppies instead.

 

[nicv]

^

I like to eat babies. Especially cute babies like Kieran.

Look at his cheeks....they look particularly yummy

 

[gman]

you cant eat ma baby....ad be lost without him................mind you....it would save me a few quid at xmas

 

[She Is Raging]

I want to have a baby! The first man that looks at me sideways is in trouble.

My friend has these two adorable kids, zach and maddie ages 3 and 2, who are just....I want to take them home with me.

I'm thinking this'll pass in about a week.

There's the best test, actually take them home with you for a few days and see if you change your mind!

You'll have a lot less time for the blue crack - much like myself who hasnt posted in probably two years.

 

[Purplereign]

you don't want kids. no one in their right mind wants kids.

beautiful babies are usually evil. actually, most are. children, generally, are evil.


have kitties and puppies instead.

*thebestkindsofbabiesaretheonesyougettohandback*

. . .gman that bubsta of yours is adrable . . . nice job

 

[nicv]

baby toes

yum!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Did you realize you can get a woman pregnant by looking at them sideways?

I thought you could only get pregnant from kissing.