IO:I get sad sometimes.

[UberBeaver]

I actually really am diabetic, as it turns out, but, I don't want everyone to get sad about it.

Maybe watching you eat a blueberry pie would make me happy.....but probably not for long. If at all. Ugh.

 

[No spoken words]

I can't afford pie, I'm just a chimney sweep.

 

[BoMac]

Hi, everybody!











Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be sad, right?


Okay, here:

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hi Dr Nick!

 

[BoMac]

How can I be sad if I just bought a return flight from Toronto to Edmonton for $99?

Okay, on second thought, maybe the fact that my destination is Edmonton is cause for sadness.

 

[MsPurrl]

When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us, where do we find the will and the courage to continue? The answer may come from the caring voice of a friend. Or a chance encounter with a book. Or from a personal faith.

For me, help came from my faith, but, it also came from a squirrel. Shortly after my divorce, I lost my father. Then I lost my job. I had mounting money problems. But not only did I survive, I worked my way out of despondency and, now, life is good again.

How could this happen?

Well, late one Autumn day when I was at my lowest I watched a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter. One at a time he would take them to the nest. And I thought, if that squirrel can take care of himself with the harsh winter coming along, then so can I. Once I broke my problems into small pieces I was able to carry them, just like those acorns...one at a time.

I never know whether to take you seriously or not . . . . and that makes *me* sad!

 

[indra]

I can't afford porn.

Wow, that's rough. That's really going to put a crimp in the wanking.

 

[No spoken words]

I never know whether to take you seriously or not . . . . and that makes *me* sad!

He's rarely, if ever, completely sober.

 

[No spoken words]

Wow, that's rough. That's really going to put a crimp in the wanking.

I'm going to have my wanking outsourced.

I honestly do not know what that means, but it sounded like it suggested an economic undercurrent and it also sounded sad.

 

[coolian2]

I can't afford porn.

chill, you've still got photos you took yourself.

 

[impy13]

Oh don't lean on me, Mike, cause you can't afford to whack it
I'm now in Schadenfreude City

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[DRay9911]

sad dorito is always sad:

-dan

 

[No spoken words]

Oh don't lean on me, Mike, cause you can't afford to whack it
I'm now in Schadenfreude City

I like this.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I smell emos.

No, they do when they're too poor to afford porn.

I know how to make acorn stew now. Acorns with Ramen Noodles was all I ate in 1999.

You could afford nuts in your Ramen?!

You trying to rub nuts in the poor people's faces?


That makes me sad.

 

[Bonoa]

I was listening to Alan Parsons when I read this thread for the first time



Makes me sad!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Anna laughs in the face of misfortune of others

 

[zoney!]

Clowns do not like pie

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

To those who get it in this thread, I heart you. Even you Beav.

 

[redhotswami]

How do you feel today?

 

[UberBeaver]

sad.

 

[UberBeaver]

To those who get it in this thread, I heart you. Even you Beav.

Maybe if I did get it more often I wouldn't be so sad....no, that's not true. I usually cry for a while after I get it.

 

[coolian2]

Maybe if I did get it more often I wouldn't be so sad....no, that's not true. I usually cry for a while after I get it.

so do the sheep.

 

[nicv]

I came to this blue place because I was sad, and now I leave sadder.....way sadder

 

[Lila64]

Maybe if I did get it more often I wouldn't be so sad....no, that's not true. I usually cry for a while after I get it.

Do you cry during it as well

 

[Angela Harlem]

Anna laughs in the face of misfortune of others

I laugh at the misfortune, yes. It just doesn't belong here! It's not like US! IT DOESN'T WANT TO ASSIMILATE!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

Do you cry during it as well

I try not to...but sometimes I can't help it. It makes me sad.