IO: I caught two co-workers having sex

[RockNRollDawgie]

You must be thinking. What the heck is going on at my job??

(First, there's a girl who farted on me....now this! No..I am not making this up! I swear! )

Last night I was helping out a customer and needed to go to the back stockroom. I turn the corner, and there's a guy and a girl going at it on
the floor! I stood motionless, just staring in disbelief. They notice me
and quickly get dressed. I turn and walk away.
The guy comes up to me later and begs me not to tell anyone. I tell him
"don't worry, I won't." The girl sees me later and squeaks out a tiny "hi"
very embarrassed. ( And yes....she is extrremely hot!)

I'm worried what's next??

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

 

[ryancoke71]

Interesting job you have...never a dull moment it seems

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

Interesting job you have...never a dull moment it seems

Very true! I don't know what to expect next.

 

[Purplereign]

flibbertygibbets

 

[lauramullen]

 

[DRay9911]

pics of the hot girl or the thread gets locked!

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

pics of the hot girl or the thread gets locked!

LOL! The pictures are stored in my mind. I'm still in shock over this. I told the guy he was lucky it was me that stumbled upon them, and not somebody else. Anyone else would've alerted the whole workplace as to what happened.
Sure brightened up a usually boring day in work.

 

[LMP]

Were high fives exchanged?

 

[Lila64]

More importantly, where do you work

 

[mad1]

its at this point you need to blackmail them!!!!!!!

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

More importantly, where do you work

A department store that makes multi-million dollars a year.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

its at this point you need to blackmail them!!!!!!!

I could very easily blackmail them. They're both terrified that I'm going to tell someone. I'm a strong believer in karma. I figure if I was to do it, something bad would come back to me.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

Were high fives exchanged?

Nope.. So far, it's mostly worried looks on their faces.

 

[Bonoa]

You must love your job!



Did she fart on him?

 

[mad1]

wait wait wait!

there is one far more important question to ask here other than the fact you witnessed these two have sx.













































have you contacted a counsellor to cope with it?

 

[gvox]

The guy comes up to me later and begs me not to tell anyone. I tell him
"don't worry, I won't." The girl sees me later and squeaks out a tiny "hi"
very embarrassed. ( And yes....she is extrremely hot!)

I'm worried what's next??

So to recap: Guy begs you not to tell, and Hot Girl Who Is Willing To Have Random Backroom Sex With A Coworker squeaks out an embarrassed "hi" to you AFTER you see her doin the nasty?

It's fairly obvious what your next move should be, dawg.

 

[DRay9911]

More importantly, where do you work

thank you. i didn't want to be the one to ask

now for the most important question:

how much of her did you see???

 

[mad1]

hey, and us girls wanna know as well.

was he hot looking naked? and was he good at all?

 

[DRay9911]

 

[mad1]

Hey, Im going to ensure this thread is NOT all about this naked woman, just because men have that as priority!



topless guys are hot.

 

[No spoken words]

Hey, Im going to ensure this thread is NOT all about this naked woman, just because men have that as priority!



topless guys are hot.

Do any of your coworkers have sex in the work place, Maddy?

 

[mad1]

no, but NSW, if you join our company.........................

 

[No spoken words]

no, but NSW, if you join our company.........................

The streak will continue.

 

[mad1]

Rough Squad Investigations over mini NSWs running round workplace.

 

[No spoken words]

Rough Squad

Rough Squad

Rough Squad

Rough Squad

 

[mad1]

you done me four times man

FOUR TIMES!








Im very satisfied.

 

[No spoken words]

you done me four times man

FOUR TIMES!








Im very satisfied.

I'm exhausted.

 

[mad1]

you are a table stapler.

 

[gvox]