IO: I am opting out of the human race...

[dan_smee]

Justin Bieber pens autobiography

 

[dan_smee]

He is f#*@ing 16!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

And I have yet to see any sign of him hitting puberty.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

and he has more money than I will ever see! good for him for selling out at an early age. He can retire rich, young and happy.

 

[corianderstem]

The only thing behind these autobiographies by 16 year olds like Britney and Justin is not life experiences they have to share - it's all just ca-ching ca-ching ca-ching.

And ghost writers.

 

[Galeongirl]

Boy am I glad that kid still means shite on this side of the pond.

 

[LemonMelon]

He can retire young

Yes please.

This book sounds fucking hilarious though. He's probably flunking English. Sadly, there will be ghost writers to soften the idiocy and narcissism somewhat.

 

[bono_212]

But at least he's an expert in German.

 

[U2fan6313]

YouTube - Gordon Pinsent reads Bieber

 

[gvox]

^^ 1:20 for the fuckin' win!!

Thanks for that!

 

[U2fan6313]

^^ 1:20 for the fuckin' win!!

Thanks for that!

You're welcome!!

 

[zoney!]

do pyramids have center squares?

He can retire rich, young and happy.

It rarely ends that way for child stars.


Let's finish his autobiography past 16: OD on nose candy somewhere on a street outside of a club. Bankrupt by 26 and then the center square on celebrity pyramid.

 

[theedgeu2]

And I have yet to see any sign of him hitting puberty.

Dude WTF?? I'm 16 and I just wouldn't see any point in putting some sh*t like this out, other than for $$$. He can keep putting that same cookie cutter crap music out. I don't really give a damn.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

It rarely ends that way for child stars.


Let's finish his autobiography past 16: OD on nose candy somewhere on a street outside of a club. Bankrupt by 26 and then the center square on celebrity pyramid.

aww don't ruin the sweet and innocent image of Beber as an out of control bankrupt, meth, coke addict and alcoholic. *sniff*

 

[nielsgov]

Boy am I glad that kid still means shite on this side of the pond.

This.