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Old 11-15-2013, 12:29 PM   #81
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Captain's Log, Stardate 6051: Had trouble sleeping last night, my hiatal hernia is acting up.
The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens...

STAR TREK XII: SO VERY TIRED

Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.

AGAIN with the Klingons...
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Old 11-18-2013, 11:08 AM   #82
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Leave town!

No.

Awh, Com'on! I'll be your friend!

No.

Aw, you're mean!
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Old 11-18-2013, 06:19 PM   #83
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Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching?

Eh, yes… Kent. Uh, hello… jerk. We may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking, but one thing's for sure… you do exist.

Strong words...strong, bewildering words.
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Old 11-18-2013, 06:57 PM   #84
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Too much pie, that's your problem.
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Old 11-21-2013, 03:22 AM   #85
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Old 11-21-2013, 04:16 AM   #86
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that's great.

"The answer will restore your faith in humanity."
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Fantastic.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:44 PM   #88
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TRAB PU KClP!
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Old 11-27-2013, 05:14 PM   #89
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This suit burns better. LOOK.
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Old 11-28-2013, 05:57 PM   #90
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Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth...we'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged clothes, they're crazy, they smell bad. So every year on one conscience salving day, we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone.
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Old 11-28-2013, 06:32 PM   #91
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Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of.... Malk?
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:30 PM   #93
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If you can't find metal stucco lath...

Uh huh?

Use carbon fiber stucco lath!
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:39 PM   #94
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Now parge the lath!
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Old 12-05-2013, 10:17 PM   #96
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For those on Facebook, "Rock Bottom" is another Simpsons page worth following. They mostly post short, hilarious clips, which all the other pages don't.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:10 PM   #97
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Simpsons Quotes that Nobody Gets Anymore is my personal favorite.
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I prefer The Simpsons Best Moments. Don't like the way that page sometimes writes the quotes on the pictures.

But I love em all, really.
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The den?! May god have mercy on us all.
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Old 01-10-2014, 01:26 PM   #100
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This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

I can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail.
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