IO: Best Thread Ever

[UberBeaver]

I believe you are referring to the "Constantinople Special" 333 that Alexander wore for only the first half of the Persian campaign... Halfway through he switched to the standard 4-buckle model 119-A which is when this painting was done...

Dude, why do you hurt me? Do you hate me? Constantine wore the Alexanderian in 324 when he renamed Byzantium Nova Roma (which was actually the name of his band, which really sucked, so he said, "Fuck you, I'm naming the goddamn city after my band, douche bags. LET'S FUCKING ROOOOOCK!") He was 600 years after Alex. What your thinking of is Hannibal wearing the "Constantinople Special" 333 when he totally dominated that mountain pass with his band "Elephants of Doom." Hannibal, unlike Constantine really could rock, hence the elephants to carry his baddass gear on tour. You are, however, correct that Alex went with the 4 buckle 119-A cause he said the 6 buckle weighed down his sword hand, but the truth was it just became a fashion faux paux.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I forgot about the fashion faux paux part, how embarassing...

Speaking of who rocked; Attila The Hun, that guy could shred a mean guitar...

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[UberBeaver]

If this thread was so greatyou wouldn't be crying now, would you? WOULD YOU? Nay, you wouldn't be.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Well Beav, after that rant about buckles, you just raised this thread five awesome points soooooo....

 

[bono_212]

Beav

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

"Beav's Buckle Rant 07" makes this the best thread evar...

 

[tpsreports2424]

If this thread was so greatyou wouldn't be crying now, would you? WOULD YOU? Nay, you wouldn't be.

 

[UberBeaver]

Exactly.

please.

"Beav's Buckle Rant 07" makes this the best thread evar...

Don't make my insights into some sort of propaganda for your lost cause.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Don't remember that rant.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It was a good one... not as good as Buckle Rant '05 or the classic Rant of '99 but hey...

 

[tpsreports2424]

so how is everyone's day going?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

spectacular...

yours?

 

[tpsreports2424]

pretty good

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

good to know..

HEY, we're almost at 300 posts!!

We need to plan some sort of celebration...

 

[tpsreports2424]

celebration, eh?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm thinking cake, balloons, pony rides and possibly a petting zoo...

 

[bonocomet]

Count me in

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

perhaps a magician...

 

[bonocomet]

^ awesome

we could have a picnic too. I'll bring potato salad.

 

[UberBeaver]

perhaps a magician...

Were leaving together,
But still its farewell
And maybe well come back,
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
Were leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?


IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


Were heading for venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe theyve seen us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
Im sure that well all miss her so.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I'm thinking cake, balloons, pony rides and possibly a petting zoo...

Ooh! Can it be a POKEMON petting zoo?

 

[tpsreports2424]

yeessssssssssssss

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Actually, let's just get down to the Poke Duels...

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

WOO HOO, 296 baby! 4 more!

 

[UberBeaver]

HAHA. THat's awesome.


Hey, whatever happened to Bayou823?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I dunno...

Maybe Doozer had him banned for the NO ** in IO fiasco...

 

[UberBeaver]

lol. pwnd.