IO: Ashley's a 7.

[UberBeaver]

I took Hempstead Tpke. I took Hempstead Tpke. I took Hempstead Tpke. I took Hempstead Tpke. I took Hempstead Tpke...... I took Hempstead Tpke.NOOOOOOO!!! .... I took Hempstead Tpke.


Hey - douche whore - if no one acknowledged you the first 5 times you said it, it's because NO ONE GIVES A FUCK SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[UberBeaver]

I gradutated high school in 3 years knock knock 3.

 

[No spoken words]

I gradutated high school in 3 years knock knock 3.

Have you seen the new Jonas Brothers film?

 

[UberBeaver]

Have you seen the new Jonas Brothers film?

You mean Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience IMAX? Just got back from the 7:00 showing. It fucking rocked - BOTH TIMES!

 

[No spoken words]

You mean Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience IMAX? Just got back from the 7:00 showing. It fucking rocked - BOTH TIMES!

That's sweet. If I fly to NYC this weekend, do you want to go see it with me? My treat! Tee-hee!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Can I get in on this? Jonas Brothers 4 eva!

 

[phillyfan26]

That's sweet. If I fly to NYC this weekend, do you want to go see it with me? My treat! Tee-hee!

Then you guys can go watch TWILIGHT!

 

[UberBeaver]

Male 1: "That was a great Rita Hayworth picture!"
Male 2: "Yeah...people thought it was Lana Turner."

 

[phillyfan26]

You mean it wasn't Lana Turner? Shit.

 

[UberBeaver]

Well, all them white people look the same to me. I dunno. I'm just going by what I hear.

 

[UberBeaver]

You're relating two separate animals together.

 

[PhilsFan]

And not in the good way.

 

[UberBeaver]

I used specific verbridge to avoid confusion.

 

[UberBeaver]

Irregardless.

WOOOOOOOOW!

I'm sorry you're not excited about my champaigne grapes.




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