io #459341: i'm the queen of denial

[Whortense]

dear diary...

i was so happy today to see the new forum. for one, i could finally read all those happy birthday pms from elvis that i have long missed. plus, i got to see an old classic from gickies gageeze.

i shall enjoy the smell of the prague spring while it lasts.

xoxo

whortense wiffin

 

[Hans Moleman]

Indeed, indeed! Unfortunately, the spring thaw has not reached my box.

But I digress. Here's to the old days...and the new ones ahead for all of us.

 

[Ormus]

Here, here!

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

stop right there, "whortense" (if that is your real name). *i* am the one who brings joy to all, not you. why are you usurping my role?

(you usurper )

(mmm....usyrup....)

 

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

bathtime fun sister, you never did have much self-control. you know that usyrup is bad for your diabetes!

 

[Malibu Whortense]

chill-AX, ladies. there's nothing that a pink convertible, pink dream house, and a fake plastic boyfriend won't solve.

 

[Sexual Harrassment Panda]

panda.

 

[Ass Hare]

I rembred my pusswurd, guyz....

 

[Sicy]

Good God you have a lot of alters

 

[Thora]

But the question is, are you the queen of this Nile?

 

[DrTeeth]

I never realized Esna was this close to Edfu