superhero gone wrong

[cell]

your like this cartoon character
all shiny on a tv screen
made up like a hero in red tights
you'd flash your red ass a few times
tellling the world you da man

if johnny bravo was mexican
i'd swear it was him i was dreaming of

you came to the rescue
you became the solution
i wanted you for my salvation
for a while anyways

you wanted to rescue me
from the dogs of internet
you said "dont worry i'll save you!"
then you pause for a minute
"wait...my hair..."
shit...i think i heard you barking...