This imo is one of the best pieces I've wrote in an age.
Dearest James does the deed,
Dispensing a doleful dose,
Morose searing solar rolls,
As he performs a mournful toast,
For statuesque stately homes,
Inept in all but grace,
Here comes the money shot,
Sex, lies and videotape,
Here in lies a burdened load,
He’s to forge a will of woes,
Leaving loathing to his love,
Above the art house folds,
Spader knows what he knew,
Was frivolous at best,
He’d show asides of wit and wait,
For the script to do the rest,
Sex, lies and videotape,
His finest hour indeed,
Portraying life without love,
Staving off the need,
To sequence stale dividing drives,
Away from fasting foes,
Criticising critical cries,
For independence shows,
The director dealing with his soul,
Restating all regrets,
James Spader could deal with those,
If you’ll spare him a cigarette.
Dearest James does the deed,
Dispensing a doleful dose,
Morose searing solar rolls,
As he performs a mournful toast,
For statuesque stately homes,
Inept in all but grace,
Here comes the money shot,
Sex, lies and videotape,
Here in lies a burdened load,
He’s to forge a will of woes,
Leaving loathing to his love,
Above the art house folds,
Spader knows what he knew,
Was frivolous at best,
He’d show asides of wit and wait,
For the script to do the rest,
Sex, lies and videotape,
His finest hour indeed,
Portraying life without love,
Staving off the need,
To sequence stale dividing drives,
Away from fasting foes,
Criticising critical cries,
For independence shows,
The director dealing with his soul,
Restating all regrets,
James Spader could deal with those,
If you’ll spare him a cigarette.