I got a monkey

[UberBeaver]

He's a junkee,
Super Freaky, So Funky
And in the evenin'
He be freakin'
Buggin on the corner with the Funky Puerto Rican.
I got a monkey.

 

[Numb1075]

Doesn't George Michael have a kick ass song about a Monkey?

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh, I count to ten
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open my eyes
If you kiss me again
Like you did just now, like you did just then
I've had the rest
Now it's time I had the best
So you tell me that you won't do anymore

Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh I hate your friends
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open your eyes
Yes the monkey's back again
Do you want him now like you did back then?
I tried my best
But your head is such a mess
So I guess that I don't want you anymore

Well you say you care about me
That you just can't do without me
But you keep on dancin' baby
'Til that monkey has you on the floor

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Don't look now
There's a monkey on your back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on you...

 

[UberBeaver]

I SET MY MONKEY FREE GEORGE MICHAEL! I SET HIM FREE! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CAN'T SET YOUR MONKEY FREE!

But seriously...dude, wtf? I create art. This song has no place in this topic. NO PLACE, GOOD SIR!

 

[Numb1075]

Don't hate on George Michael

 

[Numb1075]

I got a monkey, what you got?
A leaky roof and a lumpy ol' cot
I got a monkey, infact I gots two
a lemming, a leopard, and an emu
I got a monkey, man he's the shizzle
He's got flair, game, and much sizzle

I got a monkey, wit' mad mike skillz
represents, pays his own damn billz
I got a monkey, holla at evolution
at the turntables that's no illusion

I got a monkey, he's at yo front door
droppin' his banana peels on yo' floor
I got a monkey, wit' mad rhymin' flava
buys his scratch off tickets at local bodega

 

[UberBeaver]

That's what I'm talking about. NICE.

 

[Numb1075]

smoooove

 

[wizard2c]

reply

There's that man again....BAM! BAM! BAM!

carol
wizard2c

 

[For Honor]

yeah, uh... I got a Brass Monkey........

 

[UberBeaver]

That funky monkey?