Funny parody i wrote, rofl lmao

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zooshadow

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OK so let me set the seen, i have been studying for the past two weeks and i am not sure how much more i can take so i decided to harness this pain and write a funny parody(well i think it is funny) to the playboy mansion. Some parts i did not have to change cos as we know U2 lyrics can so ambiguous they can be about love, hate, god, someone eating an apple or in my case studying. o yeah and i fin on the 24th.



If the answer is a mystery
and past tests...History
If results are truth
And studying the fountain of couth
What am I to do
Have I got the brains to get me through
The gates of that pass mark
If the books push me to the brink
And a hard test harder than you think
If procrastination is an obsession
And new lows, progression
What have I got to lose
Another page and I?ll be through
The gates of that pass mark
I never bought a Blotto ticket
I never untied anyone's lace
The exam rooms all familiar
and guessed questions have their place
24th, come on down
Don't wake me, to sourly to be around
Knowledge is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did feel that groovy
I never did read that book
24th, come on down
Let my pass mark come around
Don't know if I can hold on
Don't know if I'm that strong
Don't know if I can wait that long
'Til the end comes crashing
And the crapulence goes on
Then will there be no time to wallow
Then will there be no time for sobriety
And though I can't say why
I know I've got to believe
We'll go drinking in that school
It's what you know that gets you through
The gates of the Pass mark mansion
But they don't mention...the pain
Then will there be no time to wallow
Then will there be no time for sobriety
Then will there be no time to wallow
Then will there be no time for sobriety

hope yall liked it, well time to stop writing about it and start doing it.

zooshadow out-
 
zooshadow said:

Knowledge is a kind of religion
Where you're damned for plain hard luck
I never did feel that groovy
I never did read that book

LMAO!!!! That's awesome. I just finished with finals so I can totally relate to this, especially the "never did read that book" line. LOL. :p

Good luck. Let us know how everything went. :)
 
zooshadow said:
We'll go drinking in that school
It's what you know that gets you through
The gates of the Pass mark mansion

LOL This reminds me way on Adam's way of thinking. ;)
Cool parody! :up:
 
Awww thanx for the great replies u coolest of the cool cats, u know what this means don't u? your sence of houmor is a tad warped lol jusk joking

thanx again

i am off to keep it real
 
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