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ZeroDude

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I've completely went left of centre now but I felt DOL could use a change, I'm also thinking of compiliing a book of poetry a long with my usual songwriting.


Bullets And Sperm

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Looking down the barrel of an emptied revolver I feel moved to the point that I empathise with the bullets that left the magazine behind. I find bullets to be less prone to exaggeration than my fellow man, they’re straight to the point, there’s no pretension with a bullet only death. I used to put my trust in sperm but they are by nature much less reliable than my acquaintance the bullet, sperm often meanders and in the direst situation they mightn’t even reach their destination.

However I do tend to be less formal when I converse with my sperm, my bullets demand my utmost attention, they expect me to hang on their every word and who am I to argue with their habitual prowess. My sperm on the other hand is quite like a liberalist politician who may be a bit of a fop but is generally more genial than my firmly national socialist bullets. To be honest though they’ll both screw me over at some point, I’m certain of it, but to die at the hand of sperm is somewhat less impressive than going down under a hail of bullets or maybe it's the other way round?
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Excellent...Zero Dude.

That's one reason wizards prefer Swords.....besides we have to stand by our tradition.

I must write something myself.....too much resting wearies the mind.

carol
wizard2c
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For Honor, like your new sig.

Wizards like tradition...........but let's face it.......it is a different age than your traditional Gandalf.......hey...I've been dropped here in this timeline so I have to go with the flow.....that's why in fact when I was food shopping I picked up the new edition of 2006 Handguns Annual......they have some neat looking weapons...and did you realize is has been 50 years of the .44 Mag? Besides Florida is a good state to own a handgun.

I always enjoy reading the reviews to see what the latest in technology has to offer....Smith & Wesson has a neat looking Custom M21 on the cover. Like here's a quote from one of the reviews:

"While the Brazilian company is primarily known for its S&W-style revolvers and semiautos, Taurus had been eyeing the rapidly growing SAA and Cowboy Action shooting market for several years.".......excerpt from review of the new Taurus Gaucho.

Sorry...I just couldn't help myself........

For Honor......you're a Taurus like me....aren't you?

carol
wizard2c
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Sorry, Zero Dude.....must have been the word magazine in your essay.....but nonetheless it is the way of the world........guns and weapons...and talk.

I guess, in a way, your writing got me thinking.....which is good....thanks again.

carol
wizard2c
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No problem, I can't complain, chat away, seeing as I'm not around much it would be pretty rude of me to say otherwise.
 
Yes, wizard2c, I am a Taurus. You, and me, and Bono!

We're all "Power Ts", as I like to call them lightheartedly sometimes. Maybe that explains some of my intensity in regards to other things.

Lately, I've been trying to figure out how to use that aspect of my personality in the most adcantageous way. Sometimes I can brood too much... and that generally isn't a good thing for me.......

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what made you ask, if I may ask?
 
(what is interesting about Bono is that his "moon" sign (scoprio, in his case) is the polar opposite of his "sun" sign (Taurus). This, undoubtedly, plays a part in his intensity and passion, as well as the duality that maybe is show in his alter ego "the fly" and such things...)
 
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For Honor, probably the random opening of that magazine.......I hadn't even read it yet...just opened to that page and the gun referred to was the Taurus brand.
It's that way with me all the time.

Like....here's the sad part of being a wizard...

About 7-8 weeks ago I was buying a new pair of shoes at the department store so there were hundreds to choose from.....the pair I selected because of design and comfort were Nurture...the model was Mystic00l in Black. I also wanted to get a new purse cause mine was getting frayed about the edges and in the shoe department they had some purses intermixed with manequins in fashionable jeans and tops. Well my eye spotted the exact purse.....it was perfect. When I got home I cut the tag off and the model name was Tombstone. Well....being a wizard....it had to mean something....so I kept the plastic tag which in appearance is nice.

Well...today when I was speaking with my friend who has terminal cancer, she started crying over the phone {I know this....I'm crying as well talking with her} and she thought she had several months but she mumbled that they had said eight weeks.....so being bed-bound she was writing all her arrangements and
legal matters......and she told me she wrote down how her funeral was to be and what she wanted on her tombstone.

So you see.....that's how it is. My best friend.

But I am a wizard....and I challenge anyone to differ.....because I have already been and the consequences have been seen.......and remember wizards work on a global level.

For Honor, you don't believe in good and evil....and that is great for you. For me.......it's different........it's a battle between the forces of good and evil in the world and as Bono mentions.........things work in mysterious ways.

Keep writing about your Love, For Honor.....it will be there for you some day. For me....I am what I am and where the journey leads is where I shall go. It's a perilous world out there right about now......with much "on the edge".....

But tomorrow the sun will shine.........

carol
wizard2c
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PS: I apologize to Zero Dude for going off the subject here.
 
We're one, but were not the same

At the very least, I can respect your own views.

Good luck wizard2c.

And you too, ZeroDude. Please don't let this sidetrack interefere with your book of poetry!
 
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Yes, I should start a new post.......but my latest writings can't be put on-line. Just a lot going on out in the real world....like I'm so far behind on my readings....
but I'll submit something here shortly.

carol
wizard2c
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For Honor said:
We're one, but were not the same

At the very least, I can respect your own views.

Good luck wizard2c.

And you too, ZeroDude. Please don't let this sidetrack interefere with your book of poetry!

No problem, you guys can use any of my threads as a vehicle for discussion all you want, hey there's plenty of room on the internet.:wink:
 
The thing about being a Taurus is that people do come to rely on you sometimes....

That's when you learn some things... and even though it may be difficult to watch, I have to, because........... because........ I can ......... perhaps make it work better.....


no, I mean......


eh........ nevermind......
 
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