The Wanderer is passed out in the front yard

[LOVE MUSCLE]

He went outside for a "bathroom break", but he realy wanted a ciggie or a cigar, and he passed the F### (fuck) out! He was drinking martinis, vodka, red wine, and sheep urine all night.

We tried to wake him up but he kept yelling "Hold me, thrill me, zoomanda me, ...

anyway, he is still out there.

Should I leave him there? Damn Bear is running amok and scaring off all of the hotties since his hero passed out

 

[zooropamanda]

hey now

leave me outta this

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

who?

 

[The Wanderer]

um, yeah, I swear it was the booze man, that's why, usually it works just fine, you'll see, really it does

man I'm in pain, lots of pain, more pain than deathbear even, in fact, he has no pain at all, he's trying to imitate my pain

anyone want to feel my pain?

 

[z edge]

Bro, I told you to wrap that thing before you use it

 

[The Wanderer]

with what? I used tin foil, maybe that was a bad idea? this has never happened to me before, honest, I'm under a lot of stress lately, that's it, a week in Rio and I'll be good as news, good like Dan Rather

 

[z edge]

I'm not talking about baked potatoes here you space ghost

 

[The Wanderer]

look, this can happen to anyone, ok? it's the stress of my new job, what job?? the job of being the most maligned man in the world's job

I could seriously be the next Jacque Cherac

 

[zooropamanda]

z edge, u said wonderbra was passed out on your front lawn.
you lied.

 

[z edge]

huh who
you sure you had me on this one

 

[z edge]

Looki, I just went and did something really stupid

 

[zooropamanda]

you shaved your legs?

 

[U2girl]

So what was Wanderer doing in your front yard?

Wandering around or is there something U2 won't tell us about?

 

[Sicy]

He needs help.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Sicy:
He needs help.

Sometimes I think you and I are the only two normal ones here. And that's not saying a whole lot.

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Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own I begin again

 

[missmacphisto]

Normal is bad

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[ABEL]

What is normal anyway?

the definition of normal is:
"Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical"

by that definition, we are ALL normal here!

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[ABEL]

some are just a little more normal than others

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[z edge]

Get your normal asses outta my fruit basket

 

[ABEL]

anyone care for a banana split?

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

He needs to cut me in on the royalties to his masterpiece, since my pic is in it

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by z edge:
I'm not talking about baked potatoes here you space ghost

I love space ghost. I am a dork. I like it and I don't care what anyone says about it.

Adult Swim is the bizom.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins