Stripper songs

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Muddy Waters - I'm A Man (if I'm stripping) [ok, everyone go puke or laugh or both]

just about any ACDC song
 
:hmm:

Can I hire you to provide some entertainment at my birthday party Ron?

I don't have a pole in my backyard but you can use one of the square patio supports...just watch out for splinters...in bad places :uhoh:



and uh...bring the wig :sexywink:
 
Bono's American Wife said:
:hmm:

Can I hire you to provide some entertainment at my birthday party Ron?

I don't have a pole in my backyard but you can use one of the square patio supports...just watch out for splinters...in bad places :uhoh:



and uh...bring the wig :sexywink:

WOAH,WHOA,WHOA THERE!

If you want Ron as entertaint-ment...you go through me!
I am his womanger.

Hes avaliable for bridal showers and Bar Mitzvas too.



Plus...Ron brings his own pole.
:shocked:
 
night_and_day66 said:


WOAH,WHOA,WHOA THERE!

If you want Ron as entertaint-ment...you go through me!
I am his womanger.

Hes avaliable for bridal showers and Bar Mitzvas too.



Plus...Ron brings his own pole.
:shocked:


Okay Ms. Womanger, let's talk business!

He brings his own pole, so that's covered...I will make sure he gets plenty to eat but I'm withholding his 1/4 of a beer until after the performance...the last thing I need is drunk mantertainment :tsk:
 
U2democrat said:
If You Wear That Velvet Dress.



'nuff said.

Good one and don't forget Do you feel loved...since so many threads have been created about it's sex appeal

or
Red Light Special by TLC
Go deep or That's the way love goes by Janet
Darling Nikki by Prince
Black & Blue by VanHagar

all old but might be good stripper songs
 
I don't think my homeowner's insurance covers that kind of injury so let's keep it under wraps :yikes: :lol:
 
Bono's American Wife said:
I don't think my homeowner's insurance covers that kind of injury so let's keep it under wraps :yikes: :lol:


Deal...

Im going to need a catchy new name for him though, you know, so it seems more professional.

I think i'll call him...
'The pole with a pole'.

What do you think?

Ill send the contract out to you right away...the offers sould be pouring in.






 
the rolling stones - start me up

i find almost all stones songs stripper songs lol
 
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