Sometimes at work I tell my receptionist Iam meditating in my office...

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

and that I cannot be disturbed for ANY reason.
I pulled the blinds.
I lock the door.
I turn on my new age faggy music.
I put on my dark sunglasses. I turn off my intercom on my phone and turn off the ringer.
I turn out the lights.
I kick off my shoes.

In reality Iam not meditating.

IAM TAKING A NAP.

Diamond

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

[No message]

 

[zooropamanda]

Now that made me laugh

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Were you promoted to management?

 

[Sicy]

You just lost 5 sexyjeep sales.

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Hi Sicy

I got a sexydiamondhaircut the other day.

I am sore because I was working in the yard today building a storage shed.

My meditation consisted of a nice long shower and a couple strawberry daquaris (<-- sp ?) and a couple of ales

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The BAD Banana

 

[Sicy]

Hello love muscle.

Thats nice dear.

 

[z edge]

Is something wrong?

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

LOVE MUSCLE likes to randomly say hello to all of the ladies at Interference... I think he's trying to pick someone up! Careful, this muscle is achin'... for some lovin'. and no sicy will not rub the aches out

haha diamond you don't really do this and get away with it do ya?

 

[Sicy]

No, just saying hi!

 

[foray]

What is a love muscle and do I have one?

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Originally posted by LOVE MUSCLE:
Were you promoted to management?

Brother Edge,
No.
Theyve considered me before in the 10 yrs I ve been working there, but they say Iam too much of a "maverick" and a "one man show".
Im the type of salesman that gently slaps a sales manager's face during negoiations fighting for my customers cause telling them they must accept the deal, looking out for my customer's best interest.
Most of my clients are repeat or referrals.
It usually takes me 2 deals to work in a newbie manager.
Ive had to throw a few managers out of my dimonoffice before.
Hope this clarifies.

Your friend-
Diamond

 

[u2er]

lmao...how scandalous

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"Don't forget to fasten your condom.." -Steve Martin, Father of the Bride

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[daisybean]

Originally posted by foray:
What is a love muscle and do I have one?

Do you have to ask?



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Daisy

and you become the monster
so the monster will not break you

 

[kobayashi]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
but they say Iam too much of a "maverick" and a "one man show".
Your friend-
Diamond

what do you think of the cute little sexydiamond liberty?

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Kobe-
Its doing pretty well actually.
3 to 1 females are buying this vehicle btw.
I might be selling one today.

Diamond

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[U2girl]

For a minute, i thought i read the sentence "i take off my pants" (as in "i'm in my underwear now") after the "i kick off my shoes" line in the first post in here.

( what? the way those lines followed each other deceived me...)

Looks like my mind is trying to get me in trouble LOL.




[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 02-24-2002).]

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

For the record ..I ve been nude in my office before.
Remember it is private.
Thank you.
db9

 

[U2girl]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
For the record ..I ve been nude in my office before.
Remember it is private.
Thank you.
db9

Well, i guess my intuition worked well this time.

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 02-24-2002).]

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
For the record ..I ve been nude in my office before.
Remember it is private.
Thank you.
db9

LMAO! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

<--- has a private office too, but has certainly NEVER been nude in it. LOL

OH well I guess this is the Zoo Confessionals.



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[z edge]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:

Brother Edge,
No.
Theyve considered me before in the 10 yrs I ve been working there, but they say Iam too much of a "maverick" and a "one man show".
Im the type of salesman that gently slaps a sales manager's face during negoiations fighting for my customers cause telling them they must accept the deal, looking out for my customer's best interest.
Most of my clients are repeat or referrals.
It usually takes me 2 deals to work in a newbie manager.
Ive had to throw a few managers out of my dimonoffice before.
Hope this clarifies.

Your friend-
Diamond

LOL
Yes you do seem to be sort of a maverick there buddy, and I believe the more relaxed or more of a "zoo" your dimonoffice is, the more at ease the customer will be. $ale!
Anywho, a lot of those sales managers tend to be young and incredibily greedy, so they need a good thrashing from time to time. Repeat business and referrals will line your future, as you well know.
I would try to keep the Dimonoffice free of nudity, though

Cheers
(HooH-HaH)
Late
ZE69

 

[V Nura]

You've been nue in yoru office???


Wow..the bad economy really has pushed customer service to an all time high

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

hoo
hah.

db9

 

[Discoteque]

Hmmm...as a former secretary, I would take great *pleasure* in finding some way to wake your ass up.

Are you sleeping, boss? Yeah, I know you are. Can't fool me. I know all your dirty little secrets, bwahaha...