Slot machines ate me

The friendliest place on the web for anyone that follows U2.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.

Basstrap

ONE love, blood, life
Joined
Jul 6, 2000
Messages
10,726
feck!!!!!

holy God...Never again will I lode soooooo much money to those fucking slot machines!!!

Luck is not on my side
 
Try this; it works!

Martha's fool-proof method for not losing money in slot machines:


Only play till the old, weird guy sits down next to you and starts talking to you. Then get up and leave quickly.


Works every time!! :up:
 
When I gamble, I take $30 max in with me so that I won't lose anymore than that (plus, I don't go to the casino often).
 
Re: don't hurt me mr bassy

LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:



But, martha...he IS the old, weird guy! ;)

*runs

very ouch, baby! :sad:
 
Re: im sorry, did you want me to fix the subject line?

LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:

that's alright!! :)

I am a weird old guy, anyway...
or well on my way to becoming one!
 
MY ADDICTION:




craps_table_half.gif
 
I have won more raffles than you can poke a stick at and...

it's not my fault!!! You can almost hear the groan go up when they pull my ticket out of the hat...again!!I have yet to win anything major. I have what I think is an amazing story about "luck" and how one thing followed another and enabled me to help my young friend's daughter who had lymphoma at the time....another tale.

Anyway your current dilema.

You didn't put your ante back thru did you?
Collect your ante when you get ahead, stay ahead of the game if possible. If you lose your original ante...walk on, be strong( sorry to use such a powerful song in a cassino image) no putting that "bit extra" in to see if you can win it back. RESOLVE!!

I only bet small, so only win small....but one of these days!!!!
My dad is a gambler and it upsets my mum. It is bad when that situation happens...but if no one is spending more than they can afford...it's meant to be fun. If you have the personality that becomes addicted......walk away...RUN!!!

We call them "poker" machines in Australia. I think that's funny. Someone should come along regularly and "poke her", I swear some people are grafted to their seat in front of the machines.There is a rather tragic social problem going on here with gambling addicts. The government has stopped licensing any more machines. It means those hoteliers that already own licenses are worth a mint these days. Happy Boyz indeed.

Hmmmm and now to see if my horse is running today....one of these days.

dare I say it?.....good luck
 
Naya said:
You got eaten by a slot machine Basstrap?

*Run Basstrap, run from the evil slot machines !

:laugh:

too late!!

I'm caught in its web of deceit!!
 
Back
Top Bottom