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cuz im afraid that simon cowell will pop out in front of me and tell me im horrible:crack:
 
Can you imagine sleeping with Simon?

*morning after*

Woman: So...how was it for you?

Simon: You are definitely somebody I will never forget...

Woman: :D

Simon: ...because I will want to remember to NEVER sleep with you again.

Woman: :ohmy:

Simon: It was dreadful...absolutely dreadful...you may very well be the worst lovemaker on the planet...

Woman: :sad: Give me a second chance...I haven't been feeling well lately, I know I can do it well! I did it well just the other night!

Simon: No...you will not be coming back to Hollywood with me...I'm sorry. Tell me...have you been with other men who have told you were good?

Woman: Yes...I have several ex-boyfriends...they all said I was wonderful...

Simon: Well, I suggest you call them and ask them what else they lied to you about.

Woman: :sad:
 
[q]Simon: No...you will not be coming back to Hollywood with me...I'm sorry. Tell me...have you been with other men who have told you were good?

Woman: Yes...I have several ex-boyfriends...they all said I was wonderful...

Simon: Well, I suggest you call them and ask them what else they lied to you about.

Woman: :sad: [/q]

:lmao: :lmao: BC!!!!!!!!!!
 
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:der:
 
I told my mum all the american U2 fans on "that u2 forum" found Simon hot and hilarious and she :lmao: for like an hour :der:
 
I think Simon is a stud...I can't believe the rest of you don't see that! :drool:

That's my confession...I think Simon is a hottie hottie boomba lottie. :drool:
 
souLnation2002 said:
he wears his pants to high....
Click to expand...

as does bono...:laugh:

Kat that was great!!

Simon=not sexy.

I mean unless your into evil looking asshole guys. To each his own.:shrug:

*stares at own avatar* :drool:
 
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