Ok sometimes I lie to girls. YES I lie..I tell..

[diamond]

the girls that I am not interested fibs such as-

1.-Umm, like times arent really good for me right now..Im 3 months late on my Rent and I could be EVICTED from my TRAILER any day now.

2.- HEY Ya know I never HIT my Ex Wife THAT hard, just so you know

Whats scary is when they say "Hey not a problem" "We can work around that"

DB9
::

 

[Angela Harlem]

You could just tell them you were once a woman....

 

[ABEL]

You could just tell them you were once a woman....

 

[diamond]

I will append this one as option#3.

thank u-
DB9

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

Next time just tell them you are still stuck in the "Neanderthal" Evolution Process! And that you are waiting to fully EVOLVED!

Good Luck Next Time!!

 

[adamswildhoney]

I will append this one as option#3.

thank u-
DB9

 

[Lilly]

Next time just tell them you are still stuck in the "Neanderthal" Evolution Process! And that you are waiting to fully EVOLVED!

you know...the neanderthals were...um...very well endowed, but extremely stupid...so perhaps this would not get the women off diamond...but have the opposite effect.

 

[diamond]

you know...the neanderthals were...um...very well endowed, but extremely stupid...so perhaps this would not get the women off diamond...but have the opposite effect.

Lilly=
Accurate assesment.
I NEVER go this route..
Its like they wanna send a rescue team..

DB9

 

[JessicaAnn]

The biggest lie men tell ...

I'll call you.

 

[Salome]

actually the biggest lie we tell is
"I really do care"

yes, men do not have a heart

 

[DrTeeth]

you know...the neanderthals were...um...very well endowed, but extremely stupid...so perhaps this would not get the women off diamond...but have the opposite effect.

takes notes...

 

[Naya]

Men are complicated creatures.

 

[missmacphisto]

actually the biggest lie we tell is
"I really do care"

yes, men do not have a heart

Truer words have never been spoken.

Its ok, Diamond, ALL men lie.
Just some worse than others.

 

[ghetofabu]

I feel sooooo decived

 

[Crzy4Bono]

You could just tell 'em you're gay.
I actually had a guy friend who did that... it used to crack me up no end. Because he was so NOT gay.

 

[Stories for Boys]

how 'bout:

sometimes i'm too lazy to cook dinner so i rummage through the garbage can and eat the dirty napkins......

wait...you wanted a lie? oops...

 

[Angela Harlem]

how 'bout:

sometimes i'm too lazy to cook dinner so i rummage through the garbage can and eat the dirty napkins......

wait...you wanted a lie? oops...

mwahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

 

[diamond]

how 'bout:

sometimes i'm too lazy to cook dinner so i rummage through the garbage can and eat the dirty napkins......

wait...you wanted a lie? oops...

Tried that one.
They wanna come over and cook and clean for ya.
Cant go there.

DB9

 

[V Nura]

honestly diamond


I would have never guessed you would need to expend so much energy repelling women.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Diamond doesn't have to expend any energy repelling women ... it comes naturally.

 

[diamond]

honestly diamond


I would have never guessed you would need to expend so much energy repelling women.

Arun-
Tell the truth.

I told you u may become ONE of my gfs only AFTER YOU learn to play the guitar.

Note..KEYWORD= "may"

Your best-guessed ETA is litterally YEARS away.
Pratice young fela.
We will consider it at that time only..
and I said-CONSIDER only.
OK?
Thank u
DB9

 

[V Nura]

Diamond..you need to work those fantasies out in therapy

 

[mad1]

I like big Diamond, hes like a 'big' protector......

I lie to guys too, only if they ask me out and Im not interested.....Im like 'honey Im seeing a real fart of a mofo right now, so sorry'



But then most girls do......

kiddin......

(some!)

 

[diamond]

Diamond..you need to work those fantasies out in therapy

Arun-
Truth be told ..you are my therapist
And know I WILL NOT sleep w YOU no matter how manytimes YOU cross-dress in private for me.

Sorry to breach patient/Dr confidentality law. You brought this on
Keep it up and I will pass your ph# on to ALL MY REJECTS.

Thank you-
DB9

 

[V Nura]

Diamond.....you are off your medication


as for cross dressing...please do not confuse your house parties with the sanctity of my office


by the way...you left on of your stiletto's at my office


I didn't know they made a size 15

 

[U2ME3]

brother-

when you think about it, you are actually doing these girlies a big favor. because if you didn't try and give them the heisman and went out with all of them, they would fall more madly in love with you and in turn have their hearts broken so badly they could never love again.

so with that said i commend you and your actions as a true romantic.

out
late

M
E
3

 

[diamond]

LMFAO.

But wait! As your SUGGESTED therapy you DEMANDED and INSISTED that I wear those damn heels.. Dr HalfqwakStar.

Thanks for those traqualizers too sweetcheeks!

DB9

 

[diamond]

brother-

when you think about it, you are actually doing these girlies a big favor. because if you didn't try and give them the heisman and went out with all of them, they would fall more madly in love with you and in turn have their hearts broken so badly they could never love again.

so with that said i commend you and your actions as a true romantic.

out
late

M
E
3

Thanks.
I wished little halfstar understood this concept..

DB9

 

[V Nura]

your the one who was having gender identity problems


and ok maybe I pressed a bit for teh heels....but those coulottes were your idea

btw...dr dong called me...your sex change is all set for next week.

LMFAO.

But wait! As your SUGGESTED therapy you DEMANDED and INSISTED that I wear those damn heels.. Dr HalfqwakStar.

Thanks for those traqualizers too sweetcheeks!

DB9

 

[diamond]

Arun-
Tell your JEALOUS bf to leave US ALONE.

thank u

DB9