Ok, ill admit it...

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I'll admit that I talk in 1337 and chatspeak on a daily basis and say thing such as...

"t3h pwn h4x!!!!!111"

"omg h4x"

"lol pwnd"

"omgwtfbbq"

 

[BluRmGrl]

The other day in the library, I really had to "release one of the prisoners," so to speak... so I tilted a wee bit to my left and tried to let it go silently... BUT NO! It was one of those ninja farts that just darted out of there. And it wasn't a sly, quiet little devil, either... it was one of those ass-vibrating, beastly farts. Damn, I felt so disgusted by also couldn't help but laugh. It kinda smelled like some funky hybrid of methane and sulfur. uck. This one guy just got up and left, lol.

I'll admit that's the funniest damn thing I've heard in a while. Poor Mr. Library Patron - just there in the library, minding his own business & suddenly - BLLLAAAAAAAHHHHTTTTT! Some stranger throws a nasty air biscuit at him. It's soo wrong, but soo flippin' hilarious!!

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I'll admit- someone I'm related to wrote the most arrogant, self-serving letter to the editor that was published in the paper a few days ago. This morning they published a response to it that made me giddy with excitement, it was so spot on. I might even frame it...

I never heard that "release one of the prisoners" That's hysterical.

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

I'll admit that I don't get how to play Solitaire

 

[UberBeaver]

"For a long time it gave me nightmares, it shows that the world can sometimes be cruel. I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.' Why couldn't they just give him some cereal?!" -Carlton Banks

Carlton rules.

 

[dietcokeofevil]

I admit that I like Pop more than the damn Joshua Tree.

Let the lynching begin.

 

[UberBeaver]

I admit I can't watch the last 5 minutes of Field of Dreams. If it's on, I walk out.