u2aregods
The Fly
'hey man how you doing?
'it's all right. it's all good.
what you been up to?
i just came from my apartment
you mean on 22nd street?
yeah,yeah.
how you living?
you know......day by day.
no big sh** you know?
you look good. you've been working out?
no son. my back is killing me(lol)
that's too bad. yo, me and my friend are going down to
to union square. want to come?
okay sure.
this is my friend jay.
how ya doin man?
s'all good.
he's my boyfriend
that's fine . whatever floats your boat.
it's all good.
we're going to go window shopping and look at some of the honeys
yeah......that sounds good.
yo, man ......are you feeling all right? you look flushed?
just tired .............................only slept 3 hour last night.
why?
'cause my mami's mommy called
and she said my girl got raped last night.
ohhhhhh sh**********t!!!!
is she okay?
you know.....they took her to the hospital
they said some internal rupturing.......but..........she'll be okay.
no she won't man. you know what i mean?
i hear you.
i just tired thats all
you gonna see her?
yeah, but right now its. not visiting time
so i gotta wait.
yo, man your hands are shaking.
yeah ........................it's my medication. that's all.
come on man.......let's go downtown. get some coffee.?
sounds good.
so, what else have you been doing?
i'm going to go to white plains. they got a computer class
i think it's a certified program . an a++ from vesid.
i take that class and i'll be qualified to work with ...you know.
yeah.. man, that sounds good.
look at that, men.........those old dudes are playing speed scrabble!!
i never saw that in my life. let's check it out.
hey man.......look at her...................................she is fine beyond fine.
i'm saying pu**y in tight spaces.
that's my cup of tea right there.
heah? what about moi?
remember , your ' personal' massuese?
don't worry . you're still my honey bunches of oat bran.
i'm still the 'milk' and later on.......i'm going to pour myself all over your a**.
(lol)
so dude.............................um.....you seein your psychiatrist?
yeah.
what did she/he say?
she said i got paranoid schizophrenia.
you know but i'm doin all right.
so does going out like this bother you?
i'm just numb today , bro.
that's all.
oh, sh********t!!!!! look at her!!!!!!
'divine' has left the building and she left her 5ft 2 calling card....
.......all wrapped up in tight , tight everlasting lace and leather...
she.....is fine. ummmm. want to sop that up with a biscuit!@
yo, son ......can you please not talk about these women like that
it's bothering me.......i said i was tired.
sorry man. you're right. i shouldn't have..
where you wan to go? any where. i don't care.
let's get some coffee.
how do you want it , sir?
give me a cappuchino please. and you got sweet n' low?
yes we do sir. and what about you two gentlemen?
same. yeah, but give me dark,dude.
i take mine straight all the time!
except with me(lol)
ahhhhhhh my boyfriends jealous!!!!! he's jealous.
oh no!!! not the headlock!!
say you're sorry
i'm sorry dude!!!!!! i won't do it again!!!!!
won't do what again?
look at all the women...........and rub myself.
ahhhhhh!!!! i'm sorry, dude. headlock. headlock!
there. now don't you feel better?
uhhhhhh. so man , tell me ? you're taking this computer course in white plains.
how are you going to get there?
i got medical transportation.
they pay for all that sh**
i don't got no car.....................so.......
in the day , right?
yeah . it's in the day.
well good luck , man . hope you pass.
thanks .bra.
your coffees sirs....
oh thank you very much.....mister waiter.
oh man!!! $6.25 for a cappuchino!
yo dude you got the motherload of all coffees. how much was yours?
$3.25.
$3.25? what menu were you looking at?
i always get this coffee at this price.
we were seriously ......ripped off dude.
next time i'm getting what you're getting ......because this is not the sh**. i'm telling you right now.
well here we are .....in the village.
jay.....what are you doing?
hold up for a second dude.............how much was your tattoo?
oh my tattoo.....was around.......say........$300
$300? godd***!!!!!
hey man don't get a tattoo!! please jay.
you'll regret it ...........i'm telling you.
just get like an earring ....you know.
i hear you.
so john....you're taking computers. what about your art work?
oh......man . i couldn't do nothing for a long time.
why not? cause you feel numb?
it's your medication ,dude.
it's all right ........whenever i feel like drawing. i'll do it.
do it man . or else your talent is going to slide.
look at these clothes,man. they are badddddddd!!!!!
man..................polyester or vinyl?
both man.......look how shiny this sh** is!!
i'm buying it.
you have enough money?
yeah, yeah. i got $70.00 .
yo save some.
for what?
the club tonight , dude.
oh sheeeeeeit. you're right.
damn. decisions. decisions
which one do you like sir?
i'll take .....the.......black......vinyl pants.
good sir. and that will be $38.64. that's with tax.
that's not bad.
jay, those pants look fly on you.
$38.64?
i'm getting a pair. i want ...not the black......the burgundy..
is cool.
how much? $38.64.
wow.
we have sale today on t-shirts too.
oh sh** !! those are fly too!!!!
how much?
ummm...........................$25.75 with tax.
that's still a little steep. at least for me.
you want it. buy it dude.
no i'll just get the vinyl pants. that's it.
$38.64.....out of fourty......$1.36. is your change.
thank you and come again.
' and come again............'
maybe next week ..when i get paid.
so what do you want to do john?
what are you looking at.....................john?
" hey, mami!! gracias por tado for that ' bato' who let you go.
i'm all man, baby,baby. let's go to my crib.
ummmmmmmm. ummmmmmmmmmm.
you are fine mammasita.
fu** you bato.
''''''" tu eres bien ......HEMOSA!!!!!!!!!
whatever.
yo ,you a bi*** , you slut.
thanks . whatever. bye bato.
she's a sl** essay. you're not going to get no pu*** from that
s***.
let's go.
jay? john? where the hell did you guys go?
here..................dude!!!
i'm worried about your friend john.
he is warped out of this solar system , dude.
he what?
he just zoned out.
he was looking at those spanish guy .......and just blanked.
john? john?
whaa...?
your hands are shaking ,man
they are? oh sh**. i didn't even know that.
let's go home man
john?
whaa.....?
let's go home
alright. like i said............................i was..
..............................."numb"
'it's all right. it's all good.
what you been up to?
i just came from my apartment
you mean on 22nd street?
yeah,yeah.
how you living?
you know......day by day.
no big sh** you know?
you look good. you've been working out?
no son. my back is killing me(lol)
that's too bad. yo, me and my friend are going down to
to union square. want to come?
okay sure.
this is my friend jay.
how ya doin man?
s'all good.
he's my boyfriend
that's fine . whatever floats your boat.
it's all good.
we're going to go window shopping and look at some of the honeys
yeah......that sounds good.
yo, man ......are you feeling all right? you look flushed?
just tired .............................only slept 3 hour last night.
why?
'cause my mami's mommy called
and she said my girl got raped last night.
ohhhhhh sh**********t!!!!
is she okay?
you know.....they took her to the hospital
they said some internal rupturing.......but..........she'll be okay.
no she won't man. you know what i mean?
i hear you.
i just tired thats all
you gonna see her?
yeah, but right now its. not visiting time
so i gotta wait.
yo, man your hands are shaking.
yeah ........................it's my medication. that's all.
come on man.......let's go downtown. get some coffee.?
sounds good.
so, what else have you been doing?
i'm going to go to white plains. they got a computer class
i think it's a certified program . an a++ from vesid.
i take that class and i'll be qualified to work with ...you know.
yeah.. man, that sounds good.
look at that, men.........those old dudes are playing speed scrabble!!
i never saw that in my life. let's check it out.
hey man.......look at her...................................she is fine beyond fine.
i'm saying pu**y in tight spaces.
that's my cup of tea right there.
heah? what about moi?
remember , your ' personal' massuese?
don't worry . you're still my honey bunches of oat bran.
i'm still the 'milk' and later on.......i'm going to pour myself all over your a**.
(lol)
so dude.............................um.....you seein your psychiatrist?
yeah.
what did she/he say?
she said i got paranoid schizophrenia.
you know but i'm doin all right.
so does going out like this bother you?
i'm just numb today , bro.
that's all.
oh, sh********t!!!!! look at her!!!!!!
'divine' has left the building and she left her 5ft 2 calling card....
.......all wrapped up in tight , tight everlasting lace and leather...
she.....is fine. ummmm. want to sop that up with a biscuit!@
yo, son ......can you please not talk about these women like that
it's bothering me.......i said i was tired.
sorry man. you're right. i shouldn't have..
where you wan to go? any where. i don't care.
let's get some coffee.
how do you want it , sir?
give me a cappuchino please. and you got sweet n' low?
yes we do sir. and what about you two gentlemen?
same. yeah, but give me dark,dude.
i take mine straight all the time!
except with me(lol)
ahhhhhhh my boyfriends jealous!!!!! he's jealous.
oh no!!! not the headlock!!
say you're sorry
i'm sorry dude!!!!!! i won't do it again!!!!!
won't do what again?
look at all the women...........and rub myself.
ahhhhhh!!!! i'm sorry, dude. headlock. headlock!
there. now don't you feel better?
uhhhhhh. so man , tell me ? you're taking this computer course in white plains.
how are you going to get there?
i got medical transportation.
they pay for all that sh**
i don't got no car.....................so.......
in the day , right?
yeah . it's in the day.
well good luck , man . hope you pass.
thanks .bra.
your coffees sirs....
oh thank you very much.....mister waiter.
oh man!!! $6.25 for a cappuchino!
yo dude you got the motherload of all coffees. how much was yours?
$3.25.
$3.25? what menu were you looking at?
i always get this coffee at this price.
we were seriously ......ripped off dude.
next time i'm getting what you're getting ......because this is not the sh**. i'm telling you right now.
well here we are .....in the village.
jay.....what are you doing?
hold up for a second dude.............how much was your tattoo?
oh my tattoo.....was around.......say........$300
$300? godd***!!!!!
hey man don't get a tattoo!! please jay.
you'll regret it ...........i'm telling you.
just get like an earring ....you know.
i hear you.
so john....you're taking computers. what about your art work?
oh......man . i couldn't do nothing for a long time.
why not? cause you feel numb?
it's your medication ,dude.
it's all right ........whenever i feel like drawing. i'll do it.
do it man . or else your talent is going to slide.
look at these clothes,man. they are badddddddd!!!!!
man..................polyester or vinyl?
both man.......look how shiny this sh** is!!
i'm buying it.
you have enough money?
yeah, yeah. i got $70.00 .
yo save some.
for what?
the club tonight , dude.
oh sheeeeeeit. you're right.
damn. decisions. decisions
which one do you like sir?
i'll take .....the.......black......vinyl pants.
good sir. and that will be $38.64. that's with tax.
that's not bad.
jay, those pants look fly on you.
$38.64?
i'm getting a pair. i want ...not the black......the burgundy..
is cool.
how much? $38.64.
wow.
we have sale today on t-shirts too.
oh sh** !! those are fly too!!!!
how much?
ummm...........................$25.75 with tax.
that's still a little steep. at least for me.
you want it. buy it dude.
no i'll just get the vinyl pants. that's it.
$38.64.....out of fourty......$1.36. is your change.
thank you and come again.
' and come again............'
maybe next week ..when i get paid.
so what do you want to do john?
what are you looking at.....................john?
" hey, mami!! gracias por tado for that ' bato' who let you go.
i'm all man, baby,baby. let's go to my crib.
ummmmmmmm. ummmmmmmmmmm.
you are fine mammasita.
fu** you bato.
''''''" tu eres bien ......HEMOSA!!!!!!!!!
whatever.
yo ,you a bi*** , you slut.
thanks . whatever. bye bato.
she's a sl** essay. you're not going to get no pu*** from that
s***.
let's go.
jay? john? where the hell did you guys go?
here..................dude!!!
i'm worried about your friend john.
he is warped out of this solar system , dude.
he what?
he just zoned out.
he was looking at those spanish guy .......and just blanked.
john? john?
whaa...?
your hands are shaking ,man
they are? oh sh**. i didn't even know that.
let's go home man
john?
whaa.....?
let's go home
alright. like i said............................i was..
..............................."numb"
