TheBrush
War Child
The two things that have personally made me laugh the most I can't believe I havent mentioned (Unless I missed them when reviewing this thread).
I don't know if you all will find them amussing they might have been one of those things you kinda of had to been there.
So A while ago we were driving and this guy pulls up next to us with his radio blairing and Jaja goes nuts. he looks at me and starts off calmly then quickly turns into a screaming nutjob....
"(whispers) You know Sometimes its shit like that...that gets.....(yells) It gets me sooo Fucking Mad I just want to say Die Motherfuckers Die."
I was crying while I was driving bc I was LMAO, and I had to pull other.
Secondly this happened maybe a month or two ago, Tops had loafs of Garlic bread buy one get one free. So he bought two.....I mean why not even if it goes to waste it was free right? WRONG, Jaja is old school and we apparently can't waste anything. SO hes like how come you havent been eating this. And I told him I was on a diet (which he knew) So he tells me well thats ok then when you go to see your Mom you can take one to her. I said ok thats fine.
Well I forgot and the minute I come home He goes
"So did you go to your Moms?"
"yea"
"WTF, why didnt you take the loaf of bread?"
"(gigles), oh yea I forgot."
I laughed bc he swore and already got angry for something stupid.
"God Dammit Danny its not funny, your so fucking wasteful I can't believe it"
"well it was free so its not the end of the world, shit happens and I fucking forgot....you need to relax"
Well talking back just pissed him off more and he made like Steve Young and spiked the bread into the garbage and just screamed...
"AWWWWW BALLS!!!"
I just about pissed my pants
I don't know if you all will find them amussing they might have been one of those things you kinda of had to been there.
So A while ago we were driving and this guy pulls up next to us with his radio blairing and Jaja goes nuts. he looks at me and starts off calmly then quickly turns into a screaming nutjob....
"(whispers) You know Sometimes its shit like that...that gets.....(yells) It gets me sooo Fucking Mad I just want to say Die Motherfuckers Die."
I was crying while I was driving bc I was LMAO, and I had to pull other.
Secondly this happened maybe a month or two ago, Tops had loafs of Garlic bread buy one get one free. So he bought two.....I mean why not even if it goes to waste it was free right? WRONG, Jaja is old school and we apparently can't waste anything. SO hes like how come you havent been eating this. And I told him I was on a diet (which he knew) So he tells me well thats ok then when you go to see your Mom you can take one to her. I said ok thats fine.
Well I forgot and the minute I come home He goes
"So did you go to your Moms?"
"yea"
"WTF, why didnt you take the loaf of bread?"
"(gigles), oh yea I forgot."
I laughed bc he swore and already got angry for something stupid.
"God Dammit Danny its not funny, your so fucking wasteful I can't believe it"
"well it was free so its not the end of the world, shit happens and I fucking forgot....you need to relax"
Well talking back just pissed him off more and he made like Steve Young and spiked the bread into the garbage and just screamed...
"AWWWWW BALLS!!!"
I just about pissed my pants