MERGED: My Wife Is Late + Not Pregnant!!!!!!!!!!

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deep said:
a. it's your fault

or

b. the lord's plan

you're brilliant in the fact that you take so little words to paint a picture many can't even figure out where to begin using their brush.
 
ah, yes

nothing quite like reading about someone's menstrual cycle on a message board

maybe she should take an EPT and end what is obviously your great suspense
 
Dalton said:
A couple of days. But she is usually ... ah ... punctual.

:yikes: I thought you were going to say a few weeks. Hold the reins mate. It's never an exact science, even for the clockwork like ladies..
 
a couple of days late? oh god. sometimes im a week late. if its like say...2 weeks late, then id worry.
 
Your post reminds me of the mortal fear I experienced when I first learned I would be a father eight years ago. Don't worry, you and Mrs. D will rise to the occasion. You'll occasionally miss the freedom you have now but you'll never regret it.

Cheers.
 
gherman said:
I would shoot myself in the head if my girlfriend were pregnant

what a lovely sentiment, i think i read that in a hallmark card once
 
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ROFL...

Jessica Ann, I just choked on my iced tea reading that. I nominate that for the Post of the Week...

Dalton, it'll work out. Be thankful, your problem is a happy one, and not like the one my family's going through now. (Look for a post on this later)....
 
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