MERGED--> I hate being................ + Singletons Only!!

[adamswildhoney]

that harsh to get dumped on your birthday and dumped by 3rd person. Oh and I forgot dumped by email too.

 

[dizzy]

I want my scotch now.

*pounds on the table*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lol Dizzy you are pissed enough to be in here. welcome

*hands over bottle of Scotch*

 

[cell]

oh yeah, i forgot to mention i dumped my ex on his birthday too. he deserved it!

 

[Laura M]

until i and MK came in here and turned it around.


HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! gimme another cold one. Daisy hon, what'll you have?



Laura from Belfast you get a shot of tequlia too.

Laura has had a tought day at school *unwinds*

 

[daisybean]

We have turned our little Lara into a Lush

Anyway....being forever single used to get me really really down...now I just don't care anymore...because just about everyone I know who are in relationships are miserable. Plus I'm still trying to figure out my out shit without having to worry about someone else.

 

[Laura M]

I hate when boy ask me out in 6 weeks 3 boys have asked me like hello whats up with these long term relationship people


What is a Lush?

Is it a good thing?


*drags some people to the dancefloor*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lush = drunk

such problems you have there with the boys.


my gripes about being single: I attract those who are emotionally unavailable, who don't know what they want and oh and for reasons i will never ever know, i attract married men! i don't go after them, they find me and fail to tell me until months later that they are married that has been the growing trend in the past 4 years.

uh it gets so much easier when you get older.


/bitching about being single

 

[Laura M]

bitching about being asked out....

they are all freaks

one was in jail and was a whole.....6 years older than me....23...

they stalk me and my fones brimming with txts

why i love being single:

I can kiss boys and dance with them too



Im not drunk....medicinal use my throat is sore *coughcough*





they go all clingy and wont leave me alone

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yeah laura those are not good guys to attract. i had a stalker once. he threaten to break into my apartment on valentines day in1994 and kidnap me. needless to say his call and threats that he left me by voicemail and regular mail were not well received. i had to have a security guard from my campus walk me to and from class at night. i almost filed a restraining order on him. it was a very scary time for me.


drink up!

 

[Laura M]

Ok they arent that bad.......yet *shifty*.....

*starts locking doors and windows*



Have you ever had absinthe? Or the green fairy as me paw calls it

*pours some out*

 

[Stories for Boys]

i am the green fairy!

*grabs a bottle of whatever someone will toss at me*

 

[daisybean]

*tosses Laura a bottle of pepsi*

You're too young to drink

 

[Laura M]

by three months and my mum lets me drink


since I was younger.....It must be an irish thing me and my friends have been in pubs since i was 16 at preformals

Actually in real life i dont drinnk when im out

I only ever drinnk water

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A FESTIVAL???



*opens up a Michelob*

Chelsey, you and I should get married because it would be fun to have the same birthday.

 

[Stories for Boys]

hey mk! ...*guzzles pepsi*...am i behind on alcohol consumption?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

see what happend you were missing and the sob stories came out. i knew it would happend.


*drinks nyquil tonight*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

NO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!



SINGLETONS RULE!!!!!!!

*buys a round for everyone...*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

hell looking at my schedule for work there is 0 time for a boyfriend. i will be on the road most of the spring and summer.

*drinks up to being single because of work!*

 

[adamswildhoney]

I could totally use a drink after the day i have had!!!

 

[Stories for Boys]

i'll drink....cause i'm a budding alcoholic.....so yeah....

 

[Laura M]

Do you have to wait until your 21 until you can drink in America???

 

[nbcrusader]

Yes, you have to be 21 to purchase alcohol.

 

[daisybean]

but you can be 18 to sell it. how's that for

 

[Laura M]

We can drink it when your 18 but u can order it from when your 16 in a restaurant

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i am sick as hell right now. this really sucks. i have been up all night with fever! i don't feel like partying.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

only one thing could make me feel better right now and that was reading the review for the Coldplay Orlando show! man i am excited. they played my song last night "Warning Signs" *note self: PACK A BOX OF TISSUES*

 

[Laura M]

*gives MVD my Coldplay autographs

 

[Zoomerang96]

ill take a water. i believe my friends will be buying me more than enough drinks on the weekend to hold me through for the next few months or so...

i bet your all too shy to hit on a guy. am i right?

i sometimes wonder WHY or WHAT makes us feel the need to be with someone else.

 

[Laura M]

I was thinking that too Cow Of the Seas

Apparently Im a flirt but im unaware of it but i talk to ppl a lot so


Hi mr Cow