LNID:
That I was the head detective at a crime scene.
I was wearing roller skates and was skating around the body as I went over the evidence.
Instead of blood though, there was cooked egg whites that surrounded the body.
I was skating backwards and doing tricks around this dead body.
I would run over the egg white (blood) and the other officers were getting pissed, but I refused to take my skates off.
I can't remember how, but by skating and doing tricks, I somehow proved my theory of how the crime happened and who perpetrated it.
I solved the crime, but my co-officers thought I was too extroverted (think Ace Ventura), and in turn tried everything to get me in trouble.
They kept trying to frame me to get me fired, but I kept solving crimes and pissing them off.
All while in some kick ass white skates with pink sparkle poofs.