jalapenos

[The Wanderer]

so I was chopping some up tonight...

so I thought I did a good job of washing my hands off afterwards...

so I was rubbing my nose and eyes and realized that jesus (pronounced: hey zeus) is angry with mexico

I washed my hands again REAL good

so inevitably I had to scratch myself cause that's what guys do when girls aren't looking, oh wait, we do that regardless of whether or not you're loooking

I would say overall that you're better off rubbing ben gay on yourself

*zoo conference call over

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah yes, a classic zoo conference thread.

have you ever actually put ben gay up your ass? my friend came close. i can call him a friend cause well, noone knows him or me all that well.

i hate juice.

 

[The Wanderer]

i usually just put it on my sausage and heat till fully cooked thru

my friend's name is hans, he's in interstellar overdrive

you hate jews?

hello, frau braun

tschusie!

 

[Zoomerang96]

uh, no, i dont hate jews.

so you put ben gay on your sausage eh...does it turn red? does it stimulate growth in the vargas?

 

[The Wanderer]

i assumed you hated jews, since like me, I can tell you have no principles from many of your posts

 

[Zoomerang96]

lets change the topic please... *moves akwardly

yes, i know my morals arent always wonderful here, but in real im a gentleman. a class act.

and a great kisser to boot!

 

[zooropamanda]

i bet im a better kisser

*smooches 2 of her alltime favourite interland boys*

 

[The Wanderer]

in 3 weeks it will be like christmas in december for some

subtle, melodic...

 

[zooropamanda]

in 2 weeks i will be flying to another state and be gone for a holiday

subtle, melodic hips
its ok, ill let you both kiss first and ill just watch.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I just finished eating some jalepenos but mine were on a hot dog. True story.

 

[ABEL]

I just finished eating some jalepenos but mine were on a hot dog. True story.

_____
hi Bebe! long time no see!

 

[little boy blue]

i ate 2 pizzas yesterday and drank a bunch of ______________

and

i spent 20 minutes on the toilet this morning

i look forward to maybe more toilet-time this afternoon.

i had some big green peppers that came with the pizzas, i ate the seeds and squirted the juice into my eyes

*pepper storage

 

[Blue_Angel]

you know what's so sad?

I am going to miss reading these conversations. and don't kiss the jalapenos, that could hurt.