Ive had it. NO MORE cheap sex. I hereby declare that-

[diamond]

Iam quadrupling my hourly rates.

And also-
I will no longer take-
I.O.Us,
food-stamps,
govt assited welfare checks
for services rendered.

Thank you.

diamond


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[Sicy]

[No message]

 

[Diemen]

No comment.

 

[martha]

Damn.

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You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

 

[diamond]

Originally posted by martha:
Damn.

Martha-
Maybe we can work out a
payment
program,
or something.
I dunno.

diamond



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[missmacphisto]

Do you accept checks???


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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[ABEL]

Originally posted by Miss MacPhisto:
Do you accept checks???

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[diamond]

Certified
Sexy
Checks
are
acceptable.

See my bookeeper.
Mr.halfstar

thank you
diamond

PS-
No
I DO NOT
do
kink.

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[This message has been edited by diamond (edited 05-14-2002).]

 

[ABEL]

is this acceptable?

[This message has been edited by ABEL (edited 05-14-2002).]

 

[zonelistener]

Money orders? Debit cards?

 

[missmacphisto]

Originally posted by diamond:
Certified
Sexy
Checks
are
acceptable.

See my bookeeper.
Mr.halfstar

thank you
diamond

Thats the only kind i use!!! Yay!!!

Um...I may have issues with your bookeeper.
So this had damn well better be worth it!!!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[missmacphisto]

Originally posted by diamond:
thank you
diamond

PS-
No
I DO NOT
do
kink.

But I DO
Mua ha ha ha ha!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[BAW]

What can I get for one of these? Do you accept Cuban Bonos?

[This message has been edited by Sicy (edited 05-14-2002).]

 

[z edge]

ABEL
I don't think mister diamond will accept your monoply money.

diamond
I agree with you bro-, thats why I went into porn.

 

[ABEL]

How 'bout this?

Even Better Than the Real Thing

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

 

[diamond]

Originally posted by ABEL:
How 'bout this?

SAAAAXXXXXXXXIE.

D
B
9

Even Better Than the Real Thing

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AIM= diamondbruno9

 

[martha]

1. Why is Bob Dylan on the ZOOTV dollar?

2. Deebs, we'll work somethin' out.

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You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

 

[guaca]

see now Diamond, about a week and a half ago I would have laughed my ass off in this thread. But today I'm not laughing...ok I think I need to take myself out of misery...Diamond, sorry I'm sure this is very funny - hows this ha ha ha

L

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Aw, but diamond, I'm broke!!!

How about a raincheck? LOL

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I bit my tongue and stood in line
With not much to believe in
I bought into what I was sold
And ended up with nothing

 

[zooropamanda]

No Kink?
What a shame.

 

[Angela Harlem]

L-O-L-A Lola.

No kinks.

 

[diamond]

As a bonus we will have complimentary cherry colas on hand for all ladies named Lola, who wish to discuss the dimontechnique.
Thank you.

diamond

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[Ana]

[No message]

 

[diamond]

Originally posted by Ana:

Whats so
funny
here?

diamond



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[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by diamond:
Whats so
funny
here?

diamond

you.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[superjoethadmexx]

thank god its payday...but would u barter for a trade in services?...

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by superjoethadmexx:
thank god its payday...but would u barter for a trade in services?...

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[superjoethadmexx]

shhhh gheto...im trying to help out a friend...

 

[diamond]

Pondering the dimonspecuation..


D
B
9

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AIM= diamondbruno9

 

[BabyGrace]

Originally posted by diamond:
Iam quadrupling my hourly rates.

now you certainly aren't gonna get any.