I'm A Serial Forker

[HelloAngel]

I'm A Seriel Forker

That's right.. I admit it. I can't stop forking my jar of crunchy peanut butter. It's just too good to stop.

 

[Bonochick]

It's okay...lots of people can't stop forking!

Wait...that's not forking...

 

[joyfulgirl]

Well if you don't stop you'll be a porker.

 

[Nate Dogg]

are you a pothead, forker?

 

[Bonochick]

When I was away at uni, the girls in my hall always got on my case for skipping breakfast. One time, they forced me to go to breakfast, so I ate my cereal with a fork. It took forever for me to finish, and they were so annoyed that they never nagged me to go to breakfast again.

 

[joyfulgirl]

When I was away at uni, the girls in my hall always got on my case for skipping breakfast. One time, they forced me to go to breakfast, so I ate my cereal with a fork. It took forever for me to finish, and they were so annoyed that they never nagged me to go to breakfast again.

so that makes you a cereal forker

 

[HelloAngel]

are you a pothead, forker?

I used to be! About 10 years ago.....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

this thread is cute


pb&j

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

try a spoon

 

[ouizy]

crunchy pb

 

[HelloAngel]

Here I go again.. over to the pantry to fork again. I can't be stopped.

*commences forking.

Ya know - I often fork at the same time I am posting with you guys.

 

[HelloAngel]

*is forking right at this second.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Kinky!

 

[HelloAngel]

*still forking


altho.. I'm tempted to share some with my loverly boyfriend.

 

[HelloAngel]

Now, you all understand that I'm not actually consuming globs of this tasty, godlike, crunchy peanut butter, right? I'm only forking with it! Just a little dollop.

A little dollop never hurt nobody!!! YUMYUM!

 

[cass]

crunchy pb...pb..pennyblack...crunchy pennyblack

forking hell!! U2?

the peanut butter monster calls me sometimes
have you tried almond butter?

 

[Sicy]

Peanut butter and celery
Peanut butter and chocolate
Peanut butter and cheez its
Peanut butter and apple slices
Peanut butter and .......... forks?

 

[HelloAngel]

PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tiny dancer]

this thread is cute


pb&j

 

[joyfulgirl]

I used to be! About 10 years ago.....

well geez, if you're going to keep forkin' and porkin' you may as well get stoned so you have a real excuse






peanut butter and bananas

 

[elevatedmole]

Cashew butter is the best thing ever. I can't resist it.

 

[Sicy]

well geez, if you're going to keep forkin' and porkin' you may as well get stoned so you have a real excuse

 

[zonelistener]

And when you get to the bottom of the jar.. is a SPATULA used?

 

[HelloAngel]

And when you get to the bottom of the jar.. is a SPATULA used?

Actually... that's when I use my fingers, my sweetie little FOOFOO.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Cashew butter is the best thing ever. I can't resist it.

Sounds viddy interesting...good, too.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Uhoh. Somebody said "spatula"....

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Spatula City.

Spatula City.

 

[diamond]

this is funny.
i love peanut butter.
extra crunchy.

 

[HelloAngel]

I am hungry at the mo. Perhaps I should FORK.

 

[Screaming Flower]

it's your birthday. you can fork if you want to.