Iam fu*king NUTS about a girl..AND she lives...

[diamond]

a LONG LONG way from me.

Chats everynight.
IMs everyday.
Iam mesmerized.
I do not know what to do w/myself

Shes lovely.


DB9

 

[u2er]

I know how that is. My boyfriend lives in Canada and I live in Texas, but I'm totally crazy about him and he's crazy about me too, as far as I know Hope everything works out for you..

 

[The Wanderer]

Brother Diamond

the only remedy for you is masturbation

 

[Stories for Boys]

i think it's worth keeping in touch with her...the internet can aid with wonderful relationships.....although i can imagine it would be tough to not be able to see her person to person.....

*hugs*

 

[diamond]

Wanderer..you=funny

DB9

 

[Lilly]

i'm very happy for you diamond. truly, i am.

 

[Bonochick]

Distance sucks, but you can make it work if you really want to. John and I met online originally about 5 years ago, but we've only spent about 5 weeks together in person. But we've got somethin' special, and we are makin' it work.

Good luck, diamondarlin'!

 

[Basstrap]

Brother Diamond

the only remedy for you is masturbation

this is what I call funny

funny and wise!

such are the ways of Wanderer

 

[Bonochick]

Basstrap, what the hell are you still doing here?? You're drunk...go to bed!

 

[The Wanderer]

well take him home then

 

[Bonochick]

well take him home then

Okay...but he has to stay in the spare room in the basement. It's nice though...and if he gets bored, my Barbie collection is down there. The one that looks like Sicy has a new outfit!

 

[The Wanderer]

oh, so z edge gets Malibu Sicy?!?! z horror, z horror...

 

[Bonochick]

This was her old outfit:

But she's wearing a wedding gown now.

 

[The Wanderer]

not if z edge is with her

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

the Spyplane

not if z edge is with her

true to you thanks
lady w/ the spinning head

 

[zooropamanda]

it can only end in disaster

 

[Stories for Boys]

i don't think so.....well......knowing diamond you're right

 

[Angela Harlem]

The only way it can work is if one of you is willing to actually pull up stumps and move. If you aren't, I know you cant diamond, it wont work and you will be another one of those couples who spend the next mini eternity bemoaning it and wondering.
So in other words, if she wont/cant move, do yourself a huge favour and remove yourself from this contact.

OR Shirley Mark II.

 

[Sicy]

Its funny how like, you're away for a while, and then you just pick a thread and open it, and people are talking about you.

Bonochick I dont like that outfit.. silver is SO out..

Ok so I had some vodka.

 

[madamc]

Brother Diamond

the only remedy for you is masturbation

lmfao


classic!

 

[diamond]

Angela-
But she said and I agreed sorta w/her that at the very least we should just have a 'fling'
Oh dear.
Oh dear me.

Contemplation of the speculation of it all...

DB9

 

[zooropamanda]

more importantly, is she a u2 fan?

oh my word
its angela harlem is it not?

 

[diamond]

Shes a fan of a lot of music.
Yes and U2 as well.
She is cultured.
She is refined.
She is lovely.:idea:
She is a fan of mine which makes me feel fine

She lives abroad tho..and Ive never left my continent..

Passports and all that stuff will have to be considered.

DB9

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh dear me.
Oh dear.
Oh.

 

[zooropamanda]

so we gonna see a diamondette here soon?

angie, are u sure its not you?
u do know angie is having an alien, dont you mr mond?

leave your continent for a bit, mister, they will enjoy the peace.
although, if this chick is an aussie, im leaving now.

 

[diamond]

She IS sweeter than a kiwi.
"Iam the aeroplane..
She is my speedway..."

DB9

 

[Angela Harlem]

*thinks*

I'm pretty sure Mr Diamond and I didnt have an affair.

Then again, this thing is an alien baby.

But, he called her refined and cultured.

I dont even know what that means.

Hey...since when was I involved in this anyway?

 

[zooropamanda]

sweeter than a kiwi?
then shes gotta be an aussie!!!!!!

its kylie minogue, i knew it
thats it, im outta here faster than bono_man on a sex thread.

 

[diamond]

Her beauty and persona are too large to be contained on just one island..
Where she hails from shall remain secret..:idea:
She is grand.

"I crossed the world for her and those"..

"she comes in colours"..
"hey hey baby C'mon"

DB9

 

[Angela Harlem]

I don't have a kangaroo for a pet
I don't wrestle with crocodiles
And I don't wear a cork hat
I fight wars
But never start wars
I would rather make peace
I can wear my country's flag with pride
I am a rock
I am the island continent
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the De Costis,
The Wong's and the Jagamarras
I play football without a helmet
I like beetroot on my hamburger
I ride in the front seat of the taxi
I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp
I believe the world is round and down under is on top
I believe Australia is the best address on Earth
And Australians brew the best beer.

Guess that rules all 18 mil of us out....